The football program that now will likely forever be known for the alleged actions of Jerry Sandusky and the cover-up used to be known for their outstanding linebacker prospects. Known as Linebacker U, Penn State’s football program was home to the development of some of college football’s greatest defensive players. Since I’m so f*cking sick of hearing people including (ESPN analysts whose f*cking job depends on the sport) talking about how the game should be cancelled (and thereby punishing the seniors who celebrated ‘Senior Day’), I figured now would be a good time to highlight some of the best players that had nothing to do with the tragedy. Check out the people who helped PSU become Linebacker U over the years.

Everywhere large groups of college kids go; even larger amounts of bullsh*t are sure to follow. But it’s getting to be the time of year again where it becomes harder to brush off those ghost stories as BS. If it seems so unlikely, why don’t you go check it out…by yourself…at night? If this seems out of the question, why not just check out The 6 Scariest Colleges in America in our killer slideshow below… but beware, the last person to use our slideshow had their eyeballs explode and now haunts our office. And she’s got this super annoying moan. Check our list after the jump.

The Princeton Review just released their annual list of the top 20 party schools. So, which schools slacked off and which partied their f***ing faces off? Well, the Dawgs no longer hold down the top spot and Penn State almost slipped out of the top 10. Who brought the motherf***in’ fury? Those Cali kids in Santa Barbara jumped up a couple spots and Ole Miss must’ve increased levels of hottie toddys at the Grove. We think the folks in Tempe are gonna be pissed. Check out the full list then vote for the school you think should hold the title after the jump.

Masturbating is not a crime but apparently it’s getting to be a serious problem at these 13 places of higher education. Here’s my issue, most of these notices state the blockages are caused by hair and semen. So, while the guys get singled out for blowing their loads, maybe we should take a closer look at chicks not wearing bathing caps. Or maybe the chicks at these 13 schools need to start giving it up easier. We feel for you, dudes. Not that kinda feel. Ew. Anyway, check out our photo gallery after the jump to see which schools fap their f***ing nuts off.

This morning, Playboy released its list of Top 10 Party Schools featured in the magazine’s May 2011 issue on newsstands and online at playboydigital.com Friday, April 15. The rankings were determined by Playboy’s editors with input from students, Facebook fans, Twitter followers, alumni, feedback from Playboy campus representatives at schools across the country, and interviews with countless others. Other factors included male-female ratios, academics, winning percentage of sports teams, and proximity to beaches, ski slopes and lively music scenes. One school will DEFINITELY jump out at you. Find out after the jump!

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Last week, Oklahoma and South Carolina got spanked and Stanford embarrassed Arizona. The LSU / Alabama game topped them all. We look ahead to this week’s game featuring the Gamecocks vs. Florida, Miss State and Alabama, Ohio State vs. Penn State, A&M vs. Baylor, and K-State vs. Mizzou.

This weekend features a number of top 25 match-ups around the nation. When all is said and done, there will be some seriously disappointed fans as their dreams of a national championship blow away like Dust in the Wind – CUE WILL FERRELL!

US News & World Report released their annual rankings of the world’s best universities today. Of the top 100 schools, 31 are American! Here are the American schools who made the top 100 along with a breakdown by state

They make us laugh. They make us want to cry. Often we just want to make them get out of our way. They are intended to rally the fans and strike fear into the hearts of our opponents. However, there are some so lame you wonder what bet the school’s founder lost to saddle his team with such a horrendous moniker (or why no one has changed it yet). We at COED have combed the depths of college athletics to bring to you the five lamest mascots.

Hell yes! Hell yes! Hell. Yes. College football season starts tonight, people! We weren’t sure if we could make it through the long, hot summer, but the time has come and it’s here and now. So to help bump up the enthusiasm even more, we’ve compiled the hottest cheerleader pics from the Top 20 schools for you to drool over between now and kick-off time. Hook ‘em Horns!

Penn State Nittany Lion Mascot Guy Got a DUI
The student behind the Nittany Lion costume was charged with drunken driving early last Saturday morning before the Michigan State game, Penn State Police said.” Check the application process: “After being rejected in his quest to become the Lion as a freshman, in his junior year Sheep finally beat out six other st… Click to read more

Following in the footsteps of this week’s historic Election Day, the college football rankings could also see a major shakeup at the top. With two major undefeateds lead by majorly hot cheerleaders facing tough competition this week, who will demonstrate that they are the best?  Alabama does battle in the den of the defending national champion Tige… Click to read more

It’s almost the weekend and that means you’re only hours from sitting on your couch, eating bags of Doritos and watching as much football as your beer-addled brain can handle. And if it doesn’t mean that, you’re doing something wrong with your life. To prepare you for this week’s game line-up, we’ve put together a pre… Click to read more

As of Friday afternoon, everyone is at 0-0 (almost, sorry Baylor, you got hammered). With the openning day kick-off less than 24 hours away, let us put Obama/McCain on hold and turn our attention to young men being given free educations in exchange for engaging in the controlled violence that we in the U.S. call NCAA College Football.
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