I’m sure that a bunch of you out there think with your penis, but how much time is spent thinking about them? Actually, don’t answer that. Instead, let’s just safely assume that you know nothing about your member except where to stick it (you’ve probably messed that one up a few times too). Here’s 20 important facts you might have learned in Health class if you weren’t so busy looking at the ‘Breast Examination’ section. Check them out after the jump.

NEWS FLASH: If you cheat on you’re girl and she finds out, beware! Nothing on earth is more terrifying than a woman’s wrath. And if these seven stories prove anything, it’s that a woman – any woman – with spite in her heart is capable of anything. So let these nauseating tales serve as a warning to any man that’s ever wrong… Click to read more

There’s a little known, rare occurrence known as breaking one’s penis. You’re probably grabbing your crotch right now just thinking about it. Luckily, it’s nearly impossible to do. But just in case this one day happens to you, let’s learn how the horrid pain occurs, shall we?

The Penis is a marvelous organ, possibly the single most important instrument in all of the universe. It is the Penis, after all, that makes us who we are, and yet there is much that you probably don’t know about your penis.

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For much of the last 100 years, the government and various non-profit organizations have produced informational material on sex and sexually transmitted diseases. While the sex education films were serious in their day, now they seem simply silly.

I have absolutely no idea WTF this really is, and neither do the people who just caught this shark, but it sure as hell looks like a giant, scary penis. There’s some possibility that this is the shark’s stomach, which can be entirely regurgitated to clear out whatever’s inside. But if so, this is the most penis-looking shark stomach I think anybody’s ever seen.

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New York Magazine does these Sex Diaries that are sometimes cool, sometimes lame. Sometimes they’re interesting portrayals of every day life, and sometimes they make it seem like EVERYONE in New York City is having copious amounts of crazy sex — which isn’t always the case, btw. What would happen, I wondered, if someone blogged about their sex life for a week… Click to read more

According to PerezHilton.com, Scottish actor James McAvoy has won the leading roll as a younger Bilbo Baggins in the upcoming prequel, The Hobbit, to the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
From the article:
Said to take the lead role of hobbit Bilbo Baggins is Scottish actor James McAvoy.
The J.R.R. Tolkien novel is hoping to be the next blockbuster big hit and will be… Click to read more

Some guy in Iceland has started a penis museum.
This guy has been collecting penii for 24 years. It started out as a casual hobby–you know, like stamp collecting–and at some point he got the idea to share his love with the world via a weirdass museum in an Icelandic fishing village.
FACT: When the dude began his penis collection, he was working as a school adminis… Click to read more

I am 22 years old. I tend to be attracted to older men. And still, I find myself hooking up with men who have absolutely no clue what they are doing in bed.
I don’t mean little things, like being unable to unzip my dress with one hand, or getting all tangled in the sheets forcing us to pause the action in order to perform a rescue. Those little things I can overlook.
Wha… Click to read more

No, I’m not talking about actually wearing an ugly turtleneck sweater, but rather the age old gross – out for girls, an uncircumcised penis.
I remember a couple of years ago, one of my friends was dating a guy that was not circumcised and the rest of us girls could not stop asking her questions about it … and were so surprised that she didnR… Click to read more