There are a ton of places you can masturbate privately and safely. Yet, there are some folks (*cough* George Michael *cough* Paul Reubens*) who just can’t keep it in their pants. Recently, ESPN producer Neil Goldberg was caught masturbating on a stool outside his neighbor’s window while she got dressed. While we admire Neil’s gusto, we suggest taking the easy route and taping her for viewing enjoyment later. No harm. No foul. Right, Erin Andrews? Here are the six WORST places to get caught pullin’ the pud…

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The man who secretly shot cellphone videos of a naked Erin Andrews through multiple hotel door peepholes has pled guilty to one count of interstate stalking. Michael David Barrett, in effort to avoid additional charges coped a plea with the LA County District Attorneys Office this afternoon. In a post hearing press conference, Erin Andrews again expressed her…