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Askmen.com is going where no other men have dared to go before. As part of their Male Rebellion Series, they’re asking, no they’re demanding, that their wives, girlfriends, and Craiglist’s escorts stop making them put the toilet seat down.

Whether you sleep over your girlfriend&#39s place or practically live there, try not to annoy her with sloppy behavior. Otherwise you ain&#39t getting any lovin.&#39

Who wants to read something sexist?!?!! I do! I do! This article by John Gugie gives us the “Top 10 Ways Men Are Better Than Women.” Enjoy!
This one is for the ladies. To any who oppose me, I say “JUST BRING IT!” I love the smell of sexist controversy in the morning, don’t you? To all of the meninists out there, ROCK ON! Let’s… Click to read more

My editor, Steve G, recently requested that I finish the top 10 fears that men have from my recent survey, with a few additional comments about them.
Coming in at number FIVE is diarrhea which I am currently suffering from. I am literally peeing out of my asshole. I know a lot of guys say that when they have diarrhea but I am actually peeing out of my asshole, it is a c… Click to read more