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For all the freedoms universities afford you, the one thing they’re mindlessly stingy on is bathrooms. You have to learn how to how to beat the system. Here’s a guide to all the places you can piss on campus during a late night out… if you’re willing to forgo an actual toilet.

Out of the myriad of things wrong with today’s society, we need to thank Matt and Trey for calling attention to one of the greatest underlying causes of racial tension in the United States. Urination etiquette is of course the underlying issue, but as we all learned last night – there are just too many minorities in our waterparks. (To be fair though, there are a growing number of fat white people wearing t-shirts in the pool as well.)

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