In a half-assed attempt to keep children from having contact with violent and child sex offenders this Halloween, Maryland is requiring 1,200 felons in the state to put up a poster of a, get this, orange pumpkin, to be the ‘Scarlet Letter’ warning to parents and children not to trick-or-treat at that house.
Granted, the sign also says “No… Click to read more

HEY! STOP LOOKING AT HER CLEAVAGE! SHE’S ONLY NINE FOR CHRISSAKES!!
Statutory Rape, or Stat-Rape for those in the know, is a distressing subject for any parent with a slutty, angsty, d*cktease of a daughter. Lucky for them, ad agency Serve has come to the rescue and served up some good old young awareness for those pondering the act of pedophilia (I know… Click to read more

South Park, our guiding light, recently revealed that yes, girls don’t have balls.
Why the writer’s strike may screw us all – and how to help.
Amy Winehouse brings her F-game to a less-than-amused crowd on first date of her tour.
Well, whaddya know: teenagers who have sex are less prone to violence. They don’t call it being “s… Click to read more