The greatest video evidence we have against creationism is the Jersey Shore. The connection between Snooki, the Situation, etc. and apes is unreal. They both beat their chests, fight for alpha status, exhibit sudden outbursts of rage, act like animals, and fling their [verbal] sh*t at each other. Someone mashed up footage from the Rise of the Planet of the Apes and the Jersey Shore to help you see the connection. Check out the video after the jump.

The Smoking Gun released Pauly D’s tour rider recently and it might open some eyes. By no means is this the most ridiculous tour rider, and given Pauly D’s unbelievable attention to detail it’s almost to be expected but it brings to mind other historically absurd requests and demands from the music industry’s most peculiar and fickle artists. See our list then check out the Jersey Shore star’s demands after the jump.

Sure, all the cast members of MTV’s Jersey Shore love to party but none of them have gone as far as stabbing an ex-boyfriend. Earlier this week the ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, of Jennifer Farley, the breathtakingly beautiful star of Jersey Shore better known as JWoww, told Star magazine that JWoww stabbed him earlier last year with a steak knife. If this is true then I guess the old saying about smoking hot women is true, “the hotter they are, the crazier they are!” Good news for you, no chance of a stabbing by checking her out in this very sexy pictorial. Enjoy!

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The 1st season of “Jersey Shore” has been laid to rest, the cast still sits with us. Initially, one wouldn’t think that much could be learned from the cast but their smartest and dumbest choices offer each of us a bit of wisdom. Accordingly, here is a list of life lessons courtesy of each “Jersey Shore” cast member.

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Have you found yourself feeling depressed over the lame-ass Christian name your parents branded you with at birth? Are you tired of every “tool bag with a blowout” swiping your action because he’s got a sweet goomba moniker and you don’t? Well then say hello to the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator. With just a few simple keystrokes, you can turn any normal name…