Drinking is a wonderful way to travel places that you never thought you would be able to go. Like 4 A.M dance parties, your best friends mother’s bedroom, and yes, even celebrity rehab centers. But sometimes people take their binge drinking too far and go too wild. The goal of drinking is to get laid — not to wake up on your neighbor’s lawn wearing nothing but a cowgirl hat and a pair of handcuffs. Here are the girls that didn’t know when to say “seriously, no more Barton’s vodka shots.”

As we’ve seen before, there’s wild and then there’s too wild. You know, that point in the night when you’ve had so much to drink, you can’t even stay awake long enough to get home. Well, with Halloween coming up this weekend, we thought we’d do a special edition to help celebrate the holiday. Without further adieu, here is Girls Gone Too Wild: Halloween Edition.

Never in a million years would we claim partying is a bad thing. (We leave nonsense like that for the therapists.) But we will say that there comes a point in the night when you need to put down the bottle, and get your drunk ass home – or at least to some place where you can pass out in peace. We’ve all seen plenty of pictures of the shame brought upon too-drunk guys, but now it’s the too-drunk girls’ turn to feel the wrath of Internet stardom.

The first rule of drinking is: Don’t f*cking pass out while everybody else is still drinking. Because if you do, horrible, embarrassing, terrible things will happen to you during your inebriated slumber. Sorry, but that’s just how it works. And if you need any more convincing, check out this massive collection of 210 drunken shaming photos that are so shameful, you’ll never feel safe drinking with your “friends” again.

Making an ass of yourself because you’re on a reality show is one thing. But passing out while reporting the news is something else entirely – which is exactly what this dude does while trying to explain this whole bailout mess on Fox News. Either the economy is so bad, this guy just couldn’t take it, or nobody told him not to lock his knees. Regardless, it’s F’ing hilarious.

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It’s Friday, so we’re dipping into the “COED Vault” to give you some content that will get you fired up for the weekend.
Nothing is more satisfying than owning the crap put of your friend while they are passed out drunk.  It’s an American past time.
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