After a while, the average college party will become pretty predictable – they’ll start with music, pong, and slow drinking. After an hour or so, the girls will show up from pregaming at their friend’s house and the pong tables will either get moved or relocated to make space for bumping and grinding. Don’t get me wrong, I love college parties (plus I happen to be a creature of habit) I’m only saying that no matter where you go there can only be so many new ways to do a keg stand or bong a beer. The same goes for the people at the party: there are always ten people guaranteed to be a big college party no matter where you go. Check out our list, and learn to spot who to hang out with and who to avoid after the jump!

Partying: it’s something that we can all relate to and enjoy. The same thing can be said for movies. So when you combine the two, sparks fly. I would honestly give my left pinkie to have gone to some of the parties that I’ve seen on the silver screen – some of which I don’t think I could survive (and I’m a total party animal). Regardless of how I’d feel the next morning / night, these are eleven of the best parties you wish we could’ve gone to. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Sometimes you just need to mix it up a bit from the normal keg party. Sure, ladies love the casual get down as much as a bro, but every so often you need to crank it up to watch ‘em drop. At COED, we put our collective heads together [...pause] to help you out with some good ideas. If you wanna go full-tilt, we’ve even included what drinks you should serve. Check out our frat-tastic list after the jump.

A lot goes into a good party: the atmosphere, girls, drinks, music, the setting. To make things easier on yourself, you should choose a good theme to start with and run with it from there. Around the World Party: OK, lets have each room be a different country and then a drink and music from that country inside that room. Make sure to have a Mexican room, slap a sombrero on some b*tches, and you’ve got a real party. Simple, right? Not so much when you’re trying to plan a Porn Star Party and don’t even get me started on the 9/11 Party. Check out the 8 worst party themes below.

New York City is one of the top travel destinations for a plethora of hot girls from around the world. Thousands flock here to take pictures of the tops of buildings, walk aimlessly in Times Square, ride a ferry to the Statue of Liberty, and buy what they think is a hot dog from a street vendor. Fortunately, as a New Yorker, you are appalled by such actions. What they’re really looking for is an authentic New York City experience. This puts you in a special position to be their tour guide to activities that are truly New York. All it will cost them is their dignity.

Theme parties are the best ways to get hot chicks to leave absolutely NOTHING to the imagination and wear next to nothing as a costume. Unfortunately, the following five costumes do absolutely NOTHING for the libido. Make sure you keep this story in mind when picking your Halloween theme.

Congratulations! We are pleased to inform you that you have made it to the tender age of college-hood, which is anywhere from 11 – 85, depending on your life circumstances. In any event, kudos on filling out the application and having at least some spark of potential. As well as signing /drinking your life away to student loans–or, having convinced your ultra-rich parents to sponsor your four-year long high school graduation party. Here’s to you, Mr. Freshman, one way or another.

Happy 234th Birthday USA! To get your 4th of July weekend festivities started off with a bang, we thought we’d pay homage to this great nation of ours in typical COED fashion- We’re throwing a pool party. Remember to wait 15 minutes before going back in the pool after you’ve eaten and walk when chasing tail poolside, it may be slippery.

Happy 233rd Birthday USA! To get your 4th of July festivities started off with a bang, we thought we’d pay homage to this great nation of ours in typical COED fashion- We’re throwing a pool party. Remember to wait 15 minutes before going back in the pool after you’ve eaten and walk when chasing tail poolside, it may be slippery. Enjoy.

This weekend football fans will head to the classy city of Tampa Bay, Florida for Super Bowl XLIII. And as you may have heard, Tampa has a whopping 43 strip clubs – more than any other type of business, besides McDonald’s (of which there are also 43). We got to thinking – with that many strip clubs, the women in Tampa must be a particularly free spirited bunch.

The Bible, man, that’s hard stuff to get through. We decided to go straight to the Man himself to get our moral guidance… but, sadly, Mr. Christ did not return our calls. So, instead, we found three college students named Jesus

Most people’s first encounter with the ultra hip, uber talented band, The Ting Tings can be attributed to Steve Jobs and his brilliant iPod commercials. Their song, Shut Up and Let Me Go, was catchy, fun and piqued everyone’s interest…in more than an MP3 player. Fortunately, that song wasn’t the only trick up The Ting Tings’ sleeve.Their newest album, We Sta… Click to read more

Alright, what the hell, you’re in this four-hundred person lecture and just your luck, you can’t spot a single familiar face. Now what?
Spend the rest of the semester in studying solitude? Stalk a TA to answer all your simple assignment questions? Maybe you’ll just skip every class and hope your professor puts the notes online.
OR, you could grow some balls an… Click to read more

When I started college, I thought my digs were pretty sweet. It was a private school so of course it was nice compared to most state schools I had looked at.My roommate and I had a TV, stereo, window AC unit, mini fridge and an illegal microwave. I mean, what else did two girls on the verge of the most exciting adventure of their lives need??
Apparently everything.… Click to read more