In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Glen Rice went one-on-one with Sarah Palin, Jay-Z has a secret child, a dwarf who played Gordon Ramsay in a porno was eaten by badgers, The Muppets spoof Girl With A Dragon Tattoo’s trailer, Justin Bieber wears women’s jeans, Kate Upton went topless, Spongebob Squarepants was arrested, and much more! Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Manly and deadpan, with the best mustache since Tom Selleck, Ron Swanson’s character on Parks and Recreation is reason enough to watch the show. Despite a deep hatred of government and general apathy toward the public, Ron is the Director of the Parks and Recreation of fictional Pawnee. Staunchly opinionated and always hilarious, any guy could learn a thing or two—or ten—from this master of masculinity. Check ‘em out then take a look at his funniest photos and fan art after the jump.

You may not know how to spell his name and you may not know how to pronounce it, but you undoubtedly recognize this little guy’s bearded Indian mug. His name is Aziz Ansari, and by the end of 2010 he will be a household name. Check out his top 10 moments.

Comedy television is back. I say this with complete conviction. After a decade full of questionable programming mostly due to reality show one-offs and Two and a Half Men, television finally has its act together. It’s been developing for years and we’ve now reached the pinnacle, the apex, the proverbial peak of the comedic mountain

Network TV has been dying for years, but in the 2008-2009 which ends this coming month, it finally croaked. If some of you don’t care, well, no crap. Did you check out Better Off Ted the other night? Yeah, me either. It didn’t used to be like this — networks rolling out dozens of new shows each year only to cancel them four episodes into their runs…