Sometimes, while hurtling myself down the road at bone crushing speeds, I wonder why driving is even legal in the first place. And then I tell myself that it’s a needed danger, that life would be far too complicated without being able to drive. But after seeing this dude’s complete lack of skills, I’m not so sure…

A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his life. (Metro UK)
Homeless or Hipster? It’s always so hard to tell… (College Candy)
Old guy mistaken for mass-murderer Whitey Bulger gets arrested with his wife when on vacation in Italy. When in Rome… (WMTV)
Wonder why Brits get… Click to read more

Way to go, Jena Six: your copycats are even more ignorant than you racist pricks. (WCBSTV)
Way to go, Jena Six: you’ve ruined Halloween for the rest of us. (Des Moines Register)
Hey fellas, measure your wang accurately with the “phallumeasure.â€? (College Candy)
A Californian dentist feels around for cavities…in women’s heaving ch… Click to read more

Sex. You would think this measly three-letter word could end world wars; it’s that popular and powerful (particularly with the opposite sex). But no matter how seemingly great it is, sometimes things can get a bit boring and repetitive in the bedroom, can?t they? Keep the action hot and heavy all-year round.
“Just like Valentine’s Day&… Click to read more