The tennis world received quite a blow today as super-hottie superstar Ana Ivanovic lost her 2nd round US Open match to the 188th ranked Clemson grad Julie Coin. The loss marks the earliest exit of a number one seed in the Open’s 40 year history.

We here at COED are crushed to see our favorite felt-whacker receive such a crushing blow so early in the tournament. And although it is certain Ivanovic will lose her status as the No. 1 player in the world, she still remains our #1 seed as COED’s Sexiest Athlete of the 2008 US Open.

Check Out All the Babes of the 2008 US Open Here.

Gone are the days of voluptuous French vixen, actress and model, Brigitte Bardot acting on our screens with her fierce beauty and a hot accent. Today, this knockout of yester-year has been replaced with an over-Botoxed bigot, who looks more like a zombie than a cover model.

Unfortunately, she just got hit with $24, 880 fine by a Paris court for “provoking discrimination and racial hatred for writing that Muslims are destroying France,” reports the AP.

Since nothing about hate-crimes are sexy, we’re here to redeem her tattered image, and remind you of better days with our “Tribute to a Beautiful Bigot” Brigitte Bardot photo gallery!

Check out Brigitte Bardot’s full gallery after the jump! (more…)

New Allison Stokke Pictures [Busted Coverage]

Britney’s Getting Her Body Back [Bastardly]

Hayden Panettiere @ Larry King Live! [Just Jared]

Jennifer Walcott Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]

Hottest Princess in the World [Bitten and Bound]

Guess that A*s? [Barstool Sports]

Paris‘ Shaman Is A Sham [DListed]

Best Sidekicks, From Spock to Waylon Smithers [Wired]

Mike Huckabee duped by Fake Rolling Stone [NY Post]

We all know advertisers lie. This is the result when a redneck decides he should be the voice/face of his own product (starring none other than Brad Pitt).

Frequent condom user? Getting a little tired of walking into a drugstore for “gumâ€? and just “happeningâ€? to decide to buy another pack? Do those people behind the counter know your face so well that they reach for the “extra lubricatedâ€? type before you do?

If so—let me first congratulate you on getting way more action than most of us—and second, how about I let you in on a new, limited time offer for free sexy stuff!?

Durex is looking for new “condom testersâ€? and wants to reward your safe-sex habits with free toys!

After logging on to their new website, all you have to do is fill out a one page form, click to send it in, and then wait to see if you’re one of the “1000 lucky men and lady folkâ€? who will become “official Durex condom testersâ€? and “get a bunch of free Durex products.â€?

Plus, you can even win $1000 just for answering a few questions. (more…)