Guitar riff. Black van with red stripe blasting through some bushes. Mohawk. Disguises. Guns. Bigger Guns. Tanks falling from the sky. Helicopters. Cigars clenched by the strongest set of mandibles ever. If you have a problem. If no one else can help. You can call on … THE A-TEAM. Man, has this been a long time coming.

There’s nothing sexier than a bad girl who doesn’t know her limits. Legal limits that is. We’ve put together a killer list (just kidding, no celebrity murderers on this list) of all the sexiest drunk drivers, crack heads, and all around idiots in Hollywood. Oh and please keep in mind that these mugshots might not be the hottest shots you’ve seen of these women. But how can they be when the prison lighting is so harsh and unforgiving.

The tennis world received quite a blow today as super-hottie superstar Ana Ivanovic lost her 2nd round US Open match to the 188th ranked Clemson grad Julie Coin. The loss marks the earliest exit of a number one seed in the Open’s 40 year history.
We here at COED are crushed to see our favorite felt-whacker receive such a crushing blow so early in the tourna… Click to read more

Gone are the days of voluptuous French vixen, actress and model, Brigitte Bardot acting on our screens with her fierce beauty and a hot accent. Today, this knockout of yester-year has been replaced with an over-Botoxed bigot, who looks more like a zombie than a cover model.
Unfortunately, she just got hit with $24, 880 fine by a Paris court for “provoki… Click to read more

New Allison Stokke Pictures [Busted Coverage]
Britney‘s Getting Her Body Back [Bastardly]
Hayden Panettiere @ Larry King Live! [Just Jared]
Jennifer Walcott Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]
Hottest Princess in the World [Bitten and Bound]
Guess that A*s? [Barstool Sports]
Paris‘ Shaman Is A Sham [DListed]
Best Sidekicks, From Spock to Wa… Click to read more

We all know advertisers lie. This is the result when a redneck decides he should be the voice/face of his own product (starring none other than Brad Pitt).… Click to read more

Frequent condom user? Getting a little tired of walking into a drugstore for “gumâ€? and just “happeningâ€? to decide to buy another pack? Do those people behind the counter know your face so well that they reach for the “extra lubricatedâ€? type before you do?
If so—let me first congratulate you on getting way more action than most of us—and secon… Click to read more