The big news across Twitter, the Interwebs and every other celebrity gossip site this past week is that Paula Abdul is leaving her role as judge on American Idol, presumably to focus on her other hobbies like ingesting enough prescription medicine to hallucinate that cartoon cats are dancing beside her. With her exit, it’s time to take a look at some possible candidates to fill in her role as the person responsible for giving the “batshit crazy opinion” of the panel. Here are the top ten choices: (more…)

The votes are finally in for FHM UK’s annual FHM’s “100 Sexiest Women In The World”. And for the most part, the list is pretty good. But after seeing who all made the cut, we realized that some of the ladies who constantly appear on these lists have no business whatsoever being branded as sex symbols. We know, we’re as guilty as anyone. But we’ve decided enough is enough. Here are the 10 women we never want to see on a ‘Hot’ list ever again! (Ours included…)

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The Bible, man, that’s hard stuff to get through.

We decided to go straight to the Man himself to get our moral guidance… but, sadly, Mr. Christ did not return our calls. So, instead, we found three college students named Jesus (Jesus Corral – University of Denver, Jesus Bruce – Stanford Univeristy and Jesus Campos-Hernandez – George Washington University) and asked them about sin. Sloth, indeed.

• Question #1: A starting lineman on the football team beat the crap out of me at a party. How do I get revenge without getting killed? – Chapin, 20

Jesus Corral: “All you need is a bat with a nail through it, dipped in HIV-infected blood. You can figure it out.”

Jesus Bruce: “Next time you see him at a party, put drops of Visine in his beer. The only thing coming out of him for a few days will be slush.”

Jesus Campos-Hernandez: “While at a bar, I got my buddy Dave so bombed that he ended up doing a #2 while he passed out on his couch. He woke up, not realizing he’d soiled himself and walked around campus. So, there are cheaper ways to achieve the result.”

• Question #2: I’m pretty positive that one of my sorority sisters is stealing from me. How can I prove it? – Lindsay, 21 (more…)

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Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up. Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe. But that doesn’t mean we don’t still want to see them naked!

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