MACGRUBER! HE’S GOT A NEW MOVIE, IT OPENS THIS WEEKEND! MACGRUBER! HE MIGHT GET NAKED AND SWEAR UP A STORM! MACGRUBER! LET’S HOPE IT’S NOT LIKE SUPERSTAR! MACGRUUUUUUBER! Ever since they announced this bad boy was in the works.

Who needs SNL when rabid anal pummeling is readily available on Comedy Central? The geniuses behind South Park brilliantly spoofed Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones on Wednesday night and (surprise, surprise!) the execs at Paramount aren’t happy.
The episode, Olympic Nightmare, shamelessly draws from those please-god-make-it-… Click to read more

I despise Michael Bay – not because of his back catalog of overstuffed, budget-husking flicks (The Rock and Bad Boys were A-OK action fluff IMHO). There are hundreds-upon-hundreds of hacks in Hollywood; to pick out Bay as the single, solitary bane of moviemaking existence is plausible, but not probable.
I despise Michael Bay for being such a jaded, w… Click to read more