• Why I Don’t Swim In The Ocean
• Tips and Tricks for Online Dating
• Classy Mom Boob Grab
• Paramore’s Singer Is A Smokeshow
• Women Addicted To Abortions (NSFW)
• Why I Don’t Swim In The Ocean
• Tips and Tricks for Online Dating
• Classy Mom Boob Grab
• Paramore’s Singer Is A Smokeshow
• Women Addicted To Abortions (NSFW)

The Killers have become much like George W. to me. With each passing year, I found myself asking more intently: are people really falling for this? I don’t mean to be a hater. In fact, I thought, “Mr. Brightside” was a cute and catchy song. But with their new album, “Day & Age“, I’m thoroughly shocked.
Are The Killers blatantly ripping off the 80’s, in whole, or has no one told them that it’s all been done? Eh. But hey, if you’re into that scene, regardless of originality, this album will probably be something that you love. (more…)
As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**. The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements. Great Job!
But despite all the foolishness, the sexy starlets came out in numbers, and for the most part, were looking dy-no-mite. So, rather than making you search thru all those grocery-store-checkout-line-webzines for a little bit o’ VMA leg, we have taken it upon ourselves to weed out the wack and give you the jack.
BTW Pink- You saying “Lemme Check My Flow” in a song has a way different connotation than when Eminem says it… and the thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
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Yesterday, we posted the list of songs from the upcoming Rock Band IIthat was leaked to Kotaku. And today we bring you the actual songs! We couldn’t get a few of the tracks (the GNR one, for instance, isn’t yet available), but we were able to get 72 of the 84, all available for your listening pleasure below! We know it’s not the same as playing the game, but really, what is?

Jimmy Eat World and Paramore have announced a U.S. co-headline tour scheduled to kick off April 1. Many of the dates (listed after the jump) are located on college campuses or very near the vicinity, so jump on Ticketmaster and order tickets ASAP.
Check out the tour dates and music videos after the jump! (more…)