Inception held at number one and is poised to easily surpass its budget of $160 million with this weekend’s gross. Salt gave Inception a run for its money coming in at numero dos while Life After Wartime killed it on one screen taking in $30k+. This weekend’s entries feature annoying dinner guests, little brother killing heartthrobs, Killing Fields, Hef, pussies and canines, hermits, gigolos, crime lords, and an underrated Lady Gaga song.

Many celebrities hate the paparazzi. While on a good day this may just result in angry words, on a drunken day it could result in an attack. Sure it sucks for the paparazzo, but it’s awesome for us!

Everyone with a webcam or a knack for having sex with married celebrities can get their fifteen minutes of fame. But only the truly talented can extend those 15 minutes into an interview on 20/20, a Playboy contract, and a television series. We’ve put together a handy guide on turning your 15 minutes of fame into a a lifelong career of book signings, national news mugshot cameos, and late-career sex tape success.

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I was surfing the new today and ran across a story on City Rag called Pot Break that features images of celebrities and common folk like you and I getting stoned in NYC.
It reminded me of a COED story from way back when called 13 Celebrity Stoners Caught on Camera.
Celebrities are stalked by the paparazzi 24/7, so it’s inevitable that the camera Nazis will nail the… Click to read more

Has it finally happened? Are people finally ready to stop taking cheap shots at Britney Spears (both literally and figuratively) and start locking her up?
Maybe, according to the swarm of paps:

You would think it was the night of Princess Di’s accident the way all forms of media clustered around the ambulance housing Britney Spears, who was under the i… Click to read more

I’ll admit it: I log onto sites like Perez Hilton almost daily.
Why? Mostly because I’m avoiding work that I should be doing—a writer who hates staring at a computer screen spends a lot of time procrastinating—but also because I like the idea of watching celebrities act stupid. It’s lame, and a little selfish, but watching someone who’s got more… Click to read more

Story of the year thus far: a squirrel in suburban New Jersey gnaws on an electric wire, bursts into flames, plummets down into an unsuspecting car’s engine compartment and blows it up. (NJ.com)
Cocktail Psychology: what does your drink say about you? (College Candy)
USF Bulls have become the underdogs to watch in college football. (The Big Lead)
Bri… Click to read more

Hey ladies: imagine your man saying “don’t worry sweetie, I’m on the pill” right before you go at it. Yeah, we can’t either. (MSNBC)
A man in Cambridge, Massachusetts has taken the phrase “time is money” to a whole new level. (Boston News)
Redneck romance: man paints wedding proposal on his demolition derby ca… Click to read more

Amy Winehouse has spun completely out of control.
Bruised and battered from a scuffle with her “husband” Blake Fielder-Civil, 23-year-old Winehouse looked very much the mess on London streets early Thursday morning. This is certainly one of those cases where even the paparazzi reveals a heart – if only after taking pictures of the blo… Click to read more

As we all know, Lindsay Lohan is at it, again. After finishing up a stay at the ritzy Promises rehab clinic and being formally charged with Driving Under the Influence on July 20th, she was arrested again on July 24th. She was also charged with possession of cocaine and driving with a suspended license.
Lindsey Lohan is the latest Hollywood star to be booked on D… Click to read more