It’s happened to everyone; you’re out the door on your way to a party when you decide to stop and pick up one of those classy overpriced six packs of microbrew only to find out the bottles are NOT twist off by nearly slicing your hand open. Why not pry the cap off using a flathead screwdriver you found in the garage? No. Don’t be that guy ever again. Equip yourself with these 6 bottle poppin’ additions to your party wardrobe. From head-to-toe, here we go!

It’s one thing to make a fool of yourself while drunk when you’re in the company of friends. It’s an entirely other thing to be an old dude at the beach trying to put your pants on as a shirt while standing in front of a bunch of laughing kids with a video camera. Because when that happens, you end up on here…

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