Raekwon might be known as the “Chef,” but this guy Mac Lethal is gunning for his spot. A respected YouTube freestyler, Mac Lethal asked his thousands of fans what they wanted to hear him rap about. “Pancakes” they said, and he delivered with his amazing / hilarious remix titled “Cook With Me Now.” You can blame it on the fact that I haven’t been exclusively listening to rap now, but I feel like these YouTube dudes are better than 95% of the sh*theads I hear on the radio. At least this guy knows who motherf*cking Chuck Testa is. Check out the fastest fat dude you’ve ever seen after the jump!

Sorry, but that random person drooling on your pillow with their naked ass hanging over the side of your bed needs to be fed. Hey, if you didn’t want to feed them, you should have kicked them out last night when you finished. Whether you actually like the person and want to impress them, or the sex was so bad you need some comfort food to forget it, check out our list of some easy, delicious breakfast recipes after the jump.

Every guy knows what he likes when it comes to grub, but not every guy knows how to put it on the table. Whether you’re trying to impress a girl or you’re trying to feed yourself something that doesn’t have to be microwave-heated, here are five, easy, foolproof meals that will make any guy feel like a professional chef.

Winter – it’s cold and dark, so where the hell does waking up at the crack of dawn fit in?
Some of us have early classes… early meaning before 10AM! I had to wake up early 3 days a week last fall and I’m not going to pretend it was easy.
The first few days I had to physically throw myself out of bed. I cursed myself for having responsibilities and stu… Click to read more

If America could be summed up in one day, that day is today, people!
With Super Tuesday, Fat Tuesday and Pancake Day all falling on the same date, we the people can now celebrate an exclusive, once in a lifetime tradition: Super Fat Pancake Day.… Click to read more