“Some kid got arrested for smokin’ doobs. What an idiot. Here are some old washed up actors who used to be famous ion [sic] the mid-90′s. One is dead.” That’s what Steve wrote for the intro to this article. I honestly don’t know that I could possibly improve upon that. It’s pure genius. Solid, thorough, and pro… Click to read more

November 7th is National Magazine Day. When you’re looking to buy a magazine, the first thing you see is the cover (editor’s note: Duh). If you happened to see the covers of the 70 issues here, you might have bought the mag without even opening the pages; they’re that amazing. You can forget the phrase “you can’t judge a book by its cover” for now because, well, they’re not books (editor’s note: double duh). From Lindsay Lohan to Victoria Silvstedt, from GQ to Playboy, we’re looking at 70 of the sexiest magazine covers in honor of this special, glossified day. Check out the hottest covers to ever grace newsstands and mailboxes in our gallery after the jump.

So, apparently Canada gets a Thanksgiving day too (which is today). Before I tell you what I’m thankful for, I just want to point out that Canadian Thanksgiving Day is a total f*cking bizzaro-world version of the US’s Thanksgiving day: 1) They put gravy on their fries instead of turkey and 2) They have a ‘Thanksgiving Day Classic’ CFL game every year. Canada does get a lot of grief, but that’s because they’re like the little brother we love to bully joke with. For all of their shortcomings, Canada does export some really hot girls. Neve Campbell? First crush ever. Trish Stratus? That chick was amazing. Below are the 30 women who we feel really put Canada on the map.

September 13th is Jeffrey Ross’s birthday. The current New York Friars’ Club “Roastmaster General” has been a roaster for the last 8 Comedy Central Roasts. In my mind, the last great insult comic was Don Rickles. Many believe he (begrudgingly) passed the torch to Ross, who manages to stick, jab, and uppercut with vitriolic barbs that sneak attack its victims simply because of his looks and delivery. While Rickles was a bulldog, Ross is like a basset hound. Anyway, to celebrate his grand entry to the stage known as life and to get you pumped for what is sure to be another classic skewering on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19th, we’ve pulled together some of his best roasts. Check ‘em out after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, it’s just do damn hot! We feature a tragic bombing and shooting in Oslo, Norway, an upwards flowing waterfall, a sneak peek at season 2 of The Walking Dead, the full trailer for Dexter’s sixth season, Rosario Dawson in a bikini, Katie Holmes as a dominatrix, Natasha Barnard (who?) in Cosmo, Pamela Anderson in lingerie, Katy Perry as a blonde, Christina Hendricks as Wonder Woman, a Good Ol’ Fashioned Orgy, and much more! Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature in which we highlight the internet’s best pics, vids, posts, stories, and headlines. Today’s items include Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg joining Google Plus, the Russian women’s soccer team playing in bikinis, Lebron James dunking on a junior high school kid, MIchael Jordan’s love letter from when he was 18, Pam Anderson’s high school volleyball photo, Sara Jean Underwood’s naked bike ride, Gwyneth Paltrow topless, Shia LaBeouf calling Justin Bieber Frank Sinatra, Obama’s a d*ck and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

July 1st is Canada Day. It’s the anniversary of the enactment of the British North America Act or Constitution Act, which united 3 British colonies into the country Canada is today. The largest celebration is in Ottawa, which is a good thing because we don’t think Vancouver’s recovered yet). So, while our neighbors to the North are still… Click to read more

June 6th is the anniversary of D-Day aka Operation Neptune, which was the day the Allied Forces invaded and won Normandy, France. The operation was the largest amphibious invasion in world history, with over 195,000 Allied personnel in over 5,000 ships involved. If you’ve ever seen Saving Private Ryan (or even the Robot Chicken spoof of Saving Private Ryan’s beach scene), you might have the slightest understanding of the sacrifices made on that day. We salute their efforts with the largest gallery of gigantor boobs to ever invade your eyeballs. Check it out after the jump.

Memorial Day is a time when take a moment to remember and pay tribute to those who’ve fallen in duty for our country. It’s also a day to salute the flag and celebrate all the amazing things America has to offer. One such way to show your pride is to wear the red, white, and blue. No one does this better than beautiful women in an American flag bikini. If you can’t make it to the beach or pool, we’ve got you covered with a gallery of patriotic princesses who wear the flag well. Check it out after the jump!

Every year, Mr. Hefner releases a list of his sexiest celebrities, usually in the March or April issue of Playboy. This year’s list featured a wide variety of women – from young up-and-comers to timeless actresses, musical stalwarts to reality TV vixens. If Hef’s annual list proves anything, it’s that The Man appreciates all women - tall, short, voluptuous, curvaceous, lean or statuesque. Some of his picks might surprise you, but then that’s just Hef’s game. See the full list, check out their pics, and vote for who you think is Hef’s sexiest celeb after the bunny hop!

Today’s Miss COED, Marilyn Monroe, was Playboy’s first ever Playmate, though back in December 1953 when the first issue was published, it was known as the “Sweetheart of the Month“. The traditional definition of “playmate” is one who is “a companion at play”. Mr. Hefner‘s version of a companion at play is an attractive female model who is featured in a pictorial that includes nude photos, a centerfold poster, a short bio, and a “Playmate Data Sheet” displaying birthdate, measurements, turn-ons, and turn-offs. This comprehensive feature appears in the centerfold/gatefold of Playboy. But, what makes a Playmate “popular”? Is it her bust, her brains, or her bold personality? Find out after the jump!

February is National Cherry Month! Ah, I remember I went to a pool party a couple years back and I met the host – a friend of a friend’s mother. In my drunken stupor, I dropped a cherry and she accidentally stepped on it, squishing the tart fruit beneath her foot. My response? “Looks like you just popped my cherry.” I wasn’t invited back. Anyway, cherries seems to have a very erotic quality to them. Take my cherry popping inference above. You can’t forget the chicks who can tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue? They’re keepers. To celebrate this mouth watering month, we compiled a gallery of hot chicks eating cherries. Someone make an ice cream sundae STAT! See the pics after the jump!

Two weeks ago, we gave away an iPad to the winner of our “Caption This” contest and this last week we anounced another iPad giveaway. Instead of doing another “Caption This” contest, we  peer pressured you to get down and dirty with the rich and famous using Jeep’s “Mud U” Facebook app. After sifting through more than 100 submissions to COED Magazine’s Facebook Wall we narrowed the list down to our 16 favorite submissions (view below). See who won after the jump!

When you think of the perfect mate, the dream girl, the woman you’d cut off appendages to meet, what do you picture? Some would say Miss America. Some would opt for Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model. How about the Playboy Playmate? For decades, the Playmate has been one of the most iconic sex symbols the world over. Right now, Playboy’s asking users to vote for the 2011 Playmate of the Year to see which beautiful Bunny from 2010 is most popular. Will it be Heather Rae Young? Jaime Edmondson? Crystal Harris? Well, we decided to take it a step further by seeing which Playmate of ANY year is the most popular of all-time. How did we do it? Google, of course!

Our next ten most popular playmates feature a twin (and former gf of Hef), one of the hottest Summers ever, an ageless wonder, and a Gorgeous Guess Girl.

#40 Angela Little
Playmate of the Month for August 1998
432,000 results

#39 Holley Ann Dorrough
Playmate of the Month for April 2006
468,000 results

#38 Deanna Brooks
Playmate of the Month for May 1998
480,000… Click to read more