Where would the world be without Page 3? Probably on Page 4 confused as sh*t or, at the very least, entrenched in a war to end all wars. You see, you deprive a man of simple pleasures like topless busty British glamour models and you push him ever so closer to taking out his repression on his fellow man via nuke. As we all know, Christmas is a time of peace and goodwill, so we thought we’d give you a rage-reducing gallery of Page 3 Girls in their skimpiest X-mas attire. Click through to open your gift!

British glamor models are known for their giant boobs. There, we said it. Every day UK lad-mags like Nuts, FHM and ZOO pump out new pictures of all-stars like Rosie Jones, Lucy Pinder, Danica Thrall, and Keeley Hazell so we scoured the internet and pulled well over 500 of the best UK bombshell photos available. Then our editors went through the collection and weeded it down to the top 101. We would like to present to you the 101 Greatest Busty Brit Pics of All-Time. Check ‘em out after the jump.

The Hot Shots Calendar aims to raise money and awareness for seriously injured servicemen and women. In late November 2010, we called it one of 2011′s sexiest.  Then this morning, much to our post-holiday hangover delight, Nuts reported that shooting for the 2012 calendar is well under way, providing us with some behind the scenes pics from the set. We know it’s early, but it looks like it’ll make our 2012 list.  By the way, 50% of the net proceeds from Hot Shots will be given directly to Help for Heroes. So, make sure to head over to their site once you’re done gawking after the jump.

Last night, the US Men’s National soccer team beat Panama to return to the CONCACAF Gold Cup Finals. They will face Mexico on Saturday, June 25th in the Rose Bowl. Many of you might not plan on watching the game at 9 P.M. EST, but we at COED are big soccer fans so we came up with a little big something you’ll get a kick out of. We’ve compiled the ultimate All-Star squad of sexy soccer under-boobs. Their ability to take balls off their chest is second-to-none. Check out the pics after the jump.

She appears in one of the sexiest calendars in 2011. She’s a Page 3 model. She’s the world’s sexiest gamer. She was a Miss COED. She’s a Woman Who Wowed. She’s 20 year old super-hottie Rosie Jones has quickly become the top featured model on COED. Just check out our Rosie Jones Sideboob and Underboob Overdose [68 Photos] and you’ll see why. Here are 6 outtakes from her calendar shoot and once you’re done checking them out see 49 candid pictures from her Facebook page!

She appears in one of the sexiest calendars in 2011. She’s a Page 3 model. She’s the world’s sexiest gamer. She was a Miss COED. She’s a Woman Who Wowed. She’s 20 year old super-hottie Rosie Jones has quickly become the top featured model on COED. Just check out our Rosie Jones Sideboob and Underboob Overdose [68 Photos] and you’ll see why. Back in January we gave you 157 Candid Rosie Jones Facebook Photos and now Rosie is back with 24 sexy candid TwitPics.

April 12th is the day England adopted the Union Jack as its flag. It’s a pretty sweet design that’s *almost* as awesome as America’s. Union Jack is also the name of three Marvel Comics characters – each of whom had no superhuman powers but instead carried a handgun and a dagger. The Brits sure do have a bunch of buxom babes that have managed to subdue American audiences with their superhuman “union jacks”: Kelly Brook, Jordan (Katie Price), Keeley Hazell, Lindsey Strutt, Rhian Sugden, Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, Lucy Pinder, and Jakki Degg. Now, we bring you the very best of their boob’s bottoms.

A couple days ago, Front magazine published a very NSFW picture of closet gamer, expert hugger, and candid Facebook photographer Rosie Jones in the buff. So many people liked the pic, they bestowed upon the interwebs the gallery you see below. Front’s so generous, they’re now offering a free download of Rosie Jones’s newest wallpaper. All these gifts are making us rosy in the cheeks. Gosh. See the pics after the jump!

Every day we look at a ton of chicks. It gets to the point where one could become desensitized – you know the girl’s hot but there’s no visceral reaction. Well, along comes Alice Goodwin with her ridiculously hot hand bra and BOOM – our eyes pop, head spins, and all we can say is, “Wow”. When you can get a wow out of us, you’re probably doing something right. We don’t need to tell her how to perfect the hand bra pose, she’s got it down pat. She also has one of the sexiest calendars of 2010 and 2011. Check out our gallery of her hottest handbras then head over to ZooToday.com for more Goodwin greatness.

She appears in one of the sexiest calendars in 2011. She’s a Page 3 model. She’s the world’s sexiest gamer. She was a Miss COED. She’s a Woman Who Wowed. She’s 20 year old super-hottie Rosie Jones has quickly become the top featured model on COED. Just check out our Rosie Jones Sideboob and Underboob Overdose [68 Photos] and you’ll see why. Yesterday we posted 49 candid pictures from her Facebook page and everyone loved it so much, we’re now offering more than 150 totally candid pics of Rosie at her most awesomest. With Rosie everything’s rosy.

America may be “the best country in the world.” But when it comes to newspapers, the rest of the world has us beat, big time. In other countries, their papers cover a wide variety of topics, from financial reporting to sports to featuring a smokin’ hot model taking her top off. So to give thanks to the titillating tabloids that have brought u… Click to read more

We love British Page 3 model Rosie Jones. She’s been our Miss COED, our Daily Snapshot, the subject of our massive photo gallery, “Heavy Artillery“, and a video with Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood called, “Lingerie Cake Fight“. She most recently starred in a spoof of the famed “Old Spice” guy commercial to promote The Sun’s Page 3 feature (which Rosie frequently graces). She also released a new calendar as the official spokesmodel of BigD nuts. Considering her Double Ds, it’s a smart move by the snack food company. Another smart move? Checking out our overdose of sideboobs and underboobs from the rosiest rose this side of the Rose Bowl, Rosie Jones.

America may be “the best country in the world.” But when it comes to newspapers, the rest of the world has us beat, big time. In other countries, their papers cover a wide variety of topics, from financial reporting to sports to featuring a smokin’ hot model taking her top off. So to give thanks to the titillating tabloids that have brought us some of the world’s sexiest women, we’ve compiled a list of “The Top 5 Sexiest Newspapers.”

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