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When we heard last week that P. Diddy would be producing a rap album for Joaquin Phoenix, we thought it was just some bad joke. Turns out, it’s true. But after seeing Joaquin bust his ass falling off a stage during a rap performance, we realized that it is still just a big joke.

This week’s US Weekly magazine reports that dudes – Diddy and Jay-Z, among them – are following in their lady’s footsteps and hopping on the Bikini Wax bandwagon.

Let that sink in for a moment.

For those of you who don’t know much about bikini waxing (beyond how hot it is when a girl has just gotten one), I will sum it up for you:

Pros: You look bigger, girls are more willing to do naughty things to you, “bald is beautiful” (Jay-Z’s words, not mine).

Cons: Hot wax applied to your nether regions/crack, dried, then RIPPED OFF (along with all that unsightly hair). Yum.

I – along with ladies everywhere – just need to know: is this for real? Can we begin to look forward to our men (literally) feeling our pain/oral stimulation minus the hair hurdle?

Born in 1985, Jessica Gomes is an Australian model of Singaporean and Portuguese decent. She first exploded onto the scene in Sports Illustrated’s 2008 Swimsuit issue, and has stay just as hot. She’s also appeared in Vogue, Teen Vogue, Glamour, and the Victoria’s Secret catalog,  and in advertisements for Adidas, Gap, Motorola, and DKNY. And she just signed with Estee Lauder to represent Diddy’s Unforgivable fragrance. Basically, if you met her, you’d probably melt.

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“Shake Them Ti**ies When You Vote, B*tch!”

When a rich celebrity rolls around with 4 bodyguards it’s usually the hired help that does the roughing up. Not the case this weekend!

Puff Daddy had a good old Rocky vs Tommy Gunn style street brawl this Saturday night at Kiosk in SoHo. What started as a verbal argument with his acquaintance Steven Acevedo escalated quickly and ended when Diddy gave Acevedo’s face the one-two combo.

Once the fight ended Diddy (I can’t believe I’m calling a grown man “Diddy”) decided to revert to his former hood ways, talking smack to the man while he was down, reportedly yelling, “I’ll kill you, punk!”

This time around, Diddy can’t pin his crimes on somebody else.