If the great state of Texas, the McDonald’s franchise and stretchy pants have taught us anything, it’s that bigger is better. Biggie Smalls, Fat Albert, John Candy— they all embraced the chub. Now society is battling the fun with a ban on trans-fats, advertised lap-band procedures and late-night Flirty Girl Fitness infomercials. While the FDA is doing the… Click to read more

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Between bra stuffing for girls and crotch stuffing for guys lies the worst tool for false marketing: girdles.
I understand the need to tuck your flab away, people – but when did, uh, eating less and exercising become such an arduous task, or at least one that’s put by the wayside for a girdle?
My point of all this nonsense is this. Scary, huh? Horrif… Click to read more