In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Tiger Woods “#1″ mistress is suing publications that ran a story suggesting she was happy her fiance died in 9/11, Eddie Murphy will host the Oscars, Soulja Boy apologized the troops, Caroline Wozniacki did Rafael Nadal, Justin Bieber crossed up Steve Nash, Kevin Durant’s tattoo might be more hideous than Maryland’s uniforms, Chuck Norris & JCVD might join Expendables 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

We’re halfway through the year and that means one thing: People be making predictions for the ‘best of’ list for 2011. Though Oscar season isn’t for another couple months, we thought we’d get a headstart and show you the  movies that will definitely be holding a lil golden guy come next spring. Now, that could mean Best Picture, but it could also mean Best Sound Mixing (go easy on the ice!). Trust us, you memorize this list and you’ll look more like Nostradamus rather than that old dude who predicted the end of the world in May. Check out the winners after the jump.

Among many of college’s time honored traditions, streaking through town amongst your fellow students and freaking out the locals is considered the ultimate rush and, most important of all, brings a smile to the faces of the Animal House pantheon of gods. Per usual, authority figures don’t share this same level of enthusiasm when it comes to our youthful antics and that’s why the president of Tufts University in Massachusetts, Lawrence Bacow, has put an official ban on the school’s annual Naked Quad Run, calling it a safety hazard! We at COED call bullsh*t and that’s why we’re stickin’ it to Bacow by presenting the best videos of streakers and naked runs that the internet has to offer! Ban this, Lawrence!

For those who watched the 83rd Annual Academy Awards Sunday night and were unimpressed, we’d like to take you back to the 61st and 62nd annual ceremonies thanks to the photography of Alan Light. Just about everybody enjoys taking a stroll down memory lane, and many times that jaunt can jog a fuzzy (and funny) sense of nostalgia. Back in ’89-’90, Natalie Portman was 7-8 years old, Kirk Douglas was 72-73 years old (I’ll let that sink in), Demi was still with Bruce, Tom Cruise wasn’t worshipping aliens, and River Phoenix was alive. The 61st edition was notable for not having a host while Rain Man swept most of the major categories. The 62nd ceremony saw Billy Crystal MC while Driving Miss Daisy picked up the most wins. Enjoy these rare red carpet and behind the scenes pics after the jump!

Eighty percent of the films in the top 50 highest grossing films of all-time were released after 2000, while no film prior to 1977 appears in the rankings because ticket-price inflation isn’t considered. To me, that’s not an accurate historical representation of which movies were most popular. So, after some digging, I found a chart based on data from boxofficemojo.com that ranks films using figures adjusted for ticket-price inflation, based on total box-office receipts. With Hollywood intent on the bottom line, it wouldn’t hurt major studios to consider remaking, modernizing, or “rebooting” these titles. Unless you’re a diehard film buff or are old enough to have actually seen these in the theater, chances are you’ve never heard of these cinematic sensations. See the list after the jump!

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The 2011 Oscars are this Sunday, so we thought – what better way to get you excited about people holding a trophy of a nude dude than with pics of NAKED CHICKS! Did you know you can see 8 of the 10 women nominated for Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress in their birthday suits on the internet? What’s up with the other two you ask? Well, one’s underage (Hailee Steinfeld) and the other just needs to take a look at this list to realize you don’t have to keep your clothes on to be successful. You can see more of her (Jennifer Lawrence) here. All these links are NSFW, so don’t say we didn’t warn you. The Oscar for best nipples goes to…

Adrien Brody, 37, whose recent sci-fi film “Predators” will be released on DVD and Blu-ray this week, is not only a great actor, but he’s a solid dude. We’ve compiled a brief list outlining reasons why he rocks the Kasbah.

The 2010 summer blockbuster season hosted a slew of disappointing flicks, prompting critics and film-goers to crown 2010 “The Worst Movie Year Ever” by mid-July. This verdict is understandable given the mega-flops of the early summer (Robin Hood, A-Team), but it’s a bit premature. When 2010 comes to a close, these 8 films might just save the year from being the worst ever.

Hollywood likes its award shows the same way it likes its movies, done to death and starring washed up big name actors. Thus, this year’s Oscars will be just like every other year’s Oscars: hosted by Steve Martin and awarding essentially the same films as every other year. Here are eight things that will DEFINITELY happen during this year’… Click to read more

As Oscar night approaches, I’m in the midst of doing my usual handicapping of who I think will win in in which category. But I already know who I’m rooting for in the Best Actress and Supporting Actress categories.

It’s a tradition as old as Greece and the Olympics itself–the running of the Olympic torch. And now on the eve of the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, I got to thinking what items would be passed if marathons were held for some other important events.

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