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That’s right, award winning adult-film star Casey Parker is now COED’s resident Sex Ed Teacher! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip at her, so ask her anything from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. So conjure-up the best sex question you can think of and send it over for a chance at a professional answer.

How to submit: Drop Casey an e-mail at AskCasey@coedmagazine.com for a chance to have her answer you’re questions for COED’s entire audience to read!

If you haven’t seen Casey Parker in action we feel sorry for you – Fear not though as you can visit CaseyParker.com for tons of pictures and videos of Casey in action.

For only £300,000 you – yes, you! – can have your very own Roman Bath house. It’s perfect for relaxing baths, toga parties and Caligula-styled orgy blowouts. (BBC News)

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Young? Single? Horny? Democrat? Join the Obama Swingers Club today! (Gawker)

Internet romance gone wrong: 30-year-old woman tantalizes a 16-year-old boy into sending naughty pictures, cybering and…playing on Xbox LIVE. (Dayton Daily News)

Mom uses her toddler to steal purses. Cla$$y. (Fox News)