It’s been about 5 months since I got any booty so, naturally, I’ve got sex on the brain today. Like every day.

Instead of turning to sweets (bad for the weight) or vibrators (bad when you’re in an office), I did a little online research. On sex. Here are some tres interesting tidbits about the most talked about subject in the universe (thanks to breathetheoxygen):

1. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

2. The most common fantasy is oral sex.

3. 8% of us have regular anal sex.

4. 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.

5. Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.

Check out the whole list at College Candy, here!

According to a new survey by Men’s Fitness and Shape magazine, 85-percent of dudes think of themselves as “good” or “excellent” in the sack. However, the same survey reports that half of women think “very few” of the men they’ve been with have been good in bed, says the NY Post.

Additionally, seven out of 10 women admitted to faking orgasms – the exact same number of men who believe they give their lady an orgasm every time. So basically, a whole lot of dudes think they’re a whole lot better at satisfying women than they really are.

Now, your first reaction might be, “Haha, what losers!” But that’d be the wrong approach. In fact, that’s exactly why this disparity of opinion exists.

For whatever idiotic reason, many women (7 in 10, to be exact) think it’s better to keep quiet about their partner’s poor performance and fake an orgasm. But by doing that, they’re just tricking the guys into thinking they’re good when they’re not, thus perpetuating the problem. (more…)

Thanks to the guy that gave us duck-like celebrity lips (I’m looking at you, Jenna Jameson), the g-spot can now be enlarged using a collagen injection known as the ‘G-shot’, making the elusive ‘button’ more sensitive and easier to find. Glad they figured this out, because before hearing about it, I was working on a very intrusive sonar device.

From the Daily Mail:

Rather like lip-plumping jabs, the treatment involves injecting collagen straight into the G-spot.

This not only enhances its sensitivity, but increases the width of the area to the size of a 10 pence piece.

It also raises the G-spot a quarter of an inch in height, making it much easier to find. And, as Caroline can testify, the results are tremendous. ‘I have quite literally never experienced anything quite like it,’ she says. ‘I had constant multiple orgasms which went on for hours.’

Hours of orgasms sounds pretty F’ing rad. Now, if only science could do something really useful, like find a cure for cancer…Oh yeah, they just did that, too.

Finally, technology with a point: After decades of waiting (and numerous hints towards its possibility via movies like Barbarella and Woody Allen’s Sleeper) science has taken a bold step forward in sexuality, coming close to controlling the human orgasm.

Dr. Stuart Meloy, a pain specialist in North Carolina, has concocted (be on the lookout for vague sexual innuendos from here on out) the Orgasmatron, a device that can stimulate pleasure through electrodes hitting the right spots. This. Is. Big. News. (more…)

My first all-nighter at the end of my freshman year taught me some important lessons about what my mind and body is capable of when placed under the stress that is going without sleep for more than 24 hours.

1) Between 3 and 5 a.m. I’m incapable of forming coherent sentences on paper and possibly aloud. I have some stellar thoughts, complex ideation that I’m incapable of during normal waking hours. But when it comes to recording them, I have the language capability of a non-Einstein like fourth grader writing about quantum physics.

It’s funny in retrospect, but it makes me want to jab a pencil in my eye when I need that thought to get me through a paragraph or two at 6 a.m., when I’m able to write again.

2) Hot chocolate disappoints like no other, as it’s more of a distraction than an aide in concentration. Marshmallows – either their presence or the mere of idea of them melting sugary goodness in your cup – are the funnest thing ever when you’ve been studying pre-colonial African history for seven hours.

Coffee will never let me down, but hot chocolate is more of a party in my mouth kind of beverage and not quite the upper I wanted and needed it to be.

3) If I end the 24 hour no-sleep-athon with a 20 minute run, upon beginning my cool down, I will have an orgasm. (more…)

Watch this video of a hot model faking an orgasm in a jewelry commercial:

Now that we are up to pace with the video in question, here’s the news:

The model featured in the “Rock Her World” online ad for Zsul Jewelry Inc. is suing the company for $5 million on grounds of being tricked into doing the racy ad. The model, who also hosts a network cable show, is “appalled” with the end product and feels “exploited” over the commercials’ content, which she believed to be more of a parody when agreeing to act in it.

So, let’s see here: a gorgeous model/talk-show host signs on to act fake orgasms on camera for $200 and is now peeved over how it exploits her sexuality and image. I can empathize…nope.

Okay, maybe just a bit. She was supposedly conned into a racier ad than she bargained for. Not fun, I guess. But the 37-year-old hottie needs to realize that nobody cares, and the ad could probably propel her into the realm of online stardom at the least. Or she can complain, sue, lose and crawl back into mid-level mediocrity. I know what I would do.

The holiday season is around the corner, and that means you will be away from your girlfriend for an extended amount of time.

Upsetting…yes I know. Get ready for teary hugs at the airport and sad text messages 24/7. What could be more concerning will be your lack of ass for days on end and the scary fact that hometown scumbags could be putting serious moves on your lady.

How do we relieve this situation? Phone sex!

Of course it’s not as easy as saying, “Oh, church with grandma was great. Yeah…start talking dirty to me baby.” You need to be smooth and calculated in your advance. (more…)

Frequent condom user? Getting a little tired of walking into a drugstore for “gumâ€? and just “happeningâ€? to decide to buy another pack? Do those people behind the counter know your face so well that they reach for the “extra lubricatedâ€? type before you do?

If so—let me first congratulate you on getting way more action than most of us—and second, how about I let you in on a new, limited time offer for free sexy stuff!?

Durex is looking for new “condom testersâ€? and wants to reward your safe-sex habits with free toys!

After logging on to their new website, all you have to do is fill out a one page form, click to send it in, and then wait to see if you’re one of the “1000 lucky men and lady folkâ€? who will become “official Durex condom testersâ€? and “get a bunch of free Durex products.â€?

Plus, you can even win $1000 just for answering a few questions. (more…)

“The variation on every lady’s favorite gives you more control than ever before. Take a firm grip of her thigh and pull it towards you as you thrust – this’ll create a tighter sensation that’ll have both your tails-a-wagging.”

Check out the full FHM gallery and tips after the jump! (more…)

‘Don’t let the name fool you – just like the deep dish, the upright position of her legs means she’ll enjoy an extra large potion. Grab her ankles for control and use her whimpers and moans to gauge your rhythm.’

Check out the FHM gallery after the jump! (more…)