It’s finally here, that time you can find out who out of your friends goes to get fake tans. Since it’s winter, it’s not as though they can lie to you and tell you that they actually sat outside to soak in the rays. The people you’ll find in this gallery never had a chance to try to play it off like their look was au natural; only little people living with a creepy hermit who makes candy can ever attain an orange hue without the help of spraypaint. I mean, these guys have frosted f*cking tips. Why would you want anything to do with them? Check out the 75 most wtf fake tans in the gallery after the jump!

They make us laugh. They make us want to cry. Often we just want to make them get out of our way. They are intended to rally the fans and strike fear into the hearts of our opponents. However, there are some so lame you wonder what bet the school’s founder lost to saddle his team with such a horrendous moniker (or why no one has changed it yet). We at COED have combed the depths of college athletics to bring to you the five lamest mascots.

While most people might be turned off by a fruit inspired or flavored beer, there are actually some high quality brews deserving of a chance. Whether it’s orange, blueberry, cherry, or peach, some of the greatest minds in brewing have found ways to make fruit in beer an acceptable concept. Keep an open mind as just because these might contain a smattering of sweet flavors, doesn’t mean they’re girly at all.

Mascots are supposed to represent your school, be an emblem of strength for your team, and to cause your opponent to piss their pants from fear. A good mascot will psych out the enemy with dead plastic eyes and murderous grins….these are not those.

Wow…just, wow. We already knew guidos were a societal stain from their mating rituals, but we had no idea it could be this bad and widespread. It’s like they pump human growth hormone directly into the Jersey water supply, and then let them breed. In this one, you get to see their women fight. It’s so good bad, it almost brings you to tears… Click to read more

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