Open Up And Say Ah(some): Celebrity Tongues

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If you’re a fan of Hayden Panettiere (and you should be), you may have noticed that the woman loves to lick things. Like, a lot. But after a little bit of research we noticed that way more hotties than just Hayden have something of an oral fixation. From Jessica Alba to Olivia Wilde, these viciously sexy Hollywood vixens seem to love to show us their tongues. And the more awesome the tongue, the more the woman shows it. And you know what? We’re totally OK with that.

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Dude Waxing: Celebrities Doing It, Are You?

Jay Z This week’s US Weekly magazine reports that dudes – Diddy and Jay-Z, among them – are following in their lady’s footsteps and hopping on the Bikini Wax bandwagon.

Let that sink in for a moment.

For those of you who don’t know much about bikini waxing (beyond how hot it is when a girl has just gotten one), I will sum it up for you:

Pros: You look bigger, girls are more willing to do naughty things to you, “bald is beautiful” (Jay-Z’s words, not mine).

Cons: Hot wax applied to your nether regions/crack, dried, then RIPPED OFF (along with all that unsightly hair). Yum.

I – along with ladies everywhere – just need to know: is this for real? Can we begin to look forward to our men (literally) feeling our pain/oral stimulation minus the hair hurdle?

The Daily Shocker: Puppy Love

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Believed to be cursed for his murderous act of stoning two dog’s boning in his rice field, an Indian dude marries a dog to end the curse.

Nip/Tuck is going downtown.

VIDEO: this PC-powered car brings a whole new meaning to “powered Windows.”

It’s better to have your PC toasted than fried.

Weezer announces release date for sixth album, which not only is titled as lazy as their last record, but will be released on April 22. Wow…thanks for the half-year-early update, guys.

You know those messages on bathroom walls that say “If you’re looking for a good time call Gina”? You’re not supposed to really call them looking for a good time.