Unless you’re overly paranoid, you’re able to get through the day without fear of being killed in some random accident you have no way of knowing is going to happen. You know, like crossing the street without expecting a freakin’ city bus to come along and nearly wipe out with an SUV. But after watching this video, that’s all done with.

Long ago, before K-Fed, kids, wack tracks and bald-headed insanity, there was Britney Spears: The Most Boneable Girl on Planet Earth.
Remember her sassy schoolgirl phase? Remember her skin-tight red catsuit? Remember when she cooed “Kitty, kitty” and gyrated in “Slave 4 U”? Remember when she stuck her tongue down MadonnaR… Click to read more