There are always gonna be a few people who care if you smoke pot. Maybe your parents. Or your boss. Definitely your dealer. And, unfortunately, people who have a problem with your pot smoking are also the types of people more likely to spy on you online. Want to make sure you’re protecting yourself against pot-related discrimination? Check out our paranoid pot smoker’s guide to covering your tracks online after the jump.

You’ve already spent days, weeks, and possibly months playing through the various missions, side quests, and challenges which packed Rockstar Games’ Red Dead Redemption. The worst part is; you’re still thirsty for more. Thankfully, the ever popular game developers are delivering in spades with one of the hottest and most content filled downloadable expansion packs in recent memory, Undead Nightmare. Combining the stellar gameplay and addictive stories of the original with a cheeky, bloody, zombie loaded twist, this will have gamers around the world coming back for more.

Solo games are great, but it’s also a lot like hitting a tennis ball against a garage door. Eventually, you gotta get out there and mix it up with real people. But when you try playing online, you find yourself quickly getting your ass kicked by a bunch of lunatic teens. I understand. I used to be just like you. But, I promise, there’s a whole fun world of online gaming out there, and I’m going to help you find it.

Needless to say, the Internet is here to stay. It’s integrated into every aspect of life, from keeping in touch with friends to sealing business deals to finding the love of your life. It helps you do your homework, throw a party, figure out how to build a gravity bong – for anything you can think of, the Internet is there. But the Internet is also completely changing who you are. Here are 7 ways the Internet Is Ruining Your Life.

Let’s face it – we’re addicted. Every single one of us. We’re addicted to ‘tweets’ and ‘blogs’ and cute f**king kittens. We’re addicted to staying in touch with everyone we’ve ever met (and plenty of people we’ve never met), to talking sh*t anonymously to strangers and laughing at other’s misfortune. And it’s high time somebody show this every-growing monstrosity called the Internet who’s the g*ddamn boss! Which is where Tosh.0 comes in.

The Freckled Finger is one of the most promising cartoonists to hit the Internet in a while. His work pokes fun at everyone from God to Barack Obama, which can be vulgar and offensive to some, but still F’ing hilarious. Freckled Finger publishes three times a week which gave us a ton of content to choose from…

We here at COED are big fans of video games and procrastination – which is why we’re now obsessed with Mousbreaker.com, brought to you by our good friends at Nuts Magazine…

Today’s Cyber Monday, and that means great online deals all day. And unless you want to get trampled, I’d say it’s best to stay home this year and get all your shopping done online and out of the way of the angry mob. So I’ve compiled a ton of online options to get the job done for (pretty much) everyone in your gift-giving circle. A lot of… Click to read more

Getting ready to throw yourself back into that world of dorming? And do you care about the environment? Well, good luck. Being green, in some dorms, is pretty freakin’ hard. Recycling bins are nowhere to be found, resources are being wasted left and right and most of the kids around you don’t care.
That doesn’t mean you have to throw in the n… Click to read more

Remember the old internet? It was so simple then.
Spider Solitaire. GeoCities. LMAO was just a twinkle in LOL’s eye. Pictures of drunk people spread like wildfire. Internet embarrassment was the new wedgie.
Finding pictures of people wasted online is easy – but what about a site where you can rate every embarrassing picture objectively and re… Click to read more

We live in a “you heard it here first” kind of world, where artists are hyped for all the wrong reasons. Internet music mags and blogs fawn over the Next Big Thing every other week, with little to no regard of the actual music in some cases. Bloated press-kits, inaccurate descriptions and fanboy enthusiasm over a new artist – you can smell th… Click to read more

Black Friday is a time when even the most frugal shoppers wake up early and empty out their wallets. In the past people would have to wake up at ungodly hours and check the newspaper on the day to become aware of the the massive discounts.
Now, thanks to 21st century technology, the deals are leaked all over the internet.
Find solace in knowing you’re ahead… Click to read more

This douche went online so he could learn a sweet circus trick to impress the ladies but ended up with 3rd degree burns. Nice work, guy!… Click to read more

Comparing any cell phone on the current market to the iPhone is like comparing Apple to Oranges – even if some of Apple’s product turned out to be Lemons.
Stupid use of fruity puns aside, the iPhone has sold very well based on its unique layout and gizmo-tastic user options. But now that Apple’s phone has dramatically dropped in price a new c… Click to read more

Shameless self promotion (and your humanitarian concerns) are only a text away.
Reactee lets you customize your own t-shirt that when texted will send any response you like. They give you suggestions (“Stop Global Warmingâ€?, “Practice Safe Textingâ€?) or you can design your own (“Single?â€?, “Hung Like A Democratâ€?) that you can share with fr… Click to read more