In my mind, every single girl owns a sex toy because I believe that every single girl gets it on with themselves. Fantasies aside, I think that it’s a completely healthy (and frankly sexy) habit for women to partake in. But what happens when the ladies actually show me what they’re working with and pull out their electric amigos when I’m around? In this week’s He Said/She Said, we talk about how, when, and where to use sex toys. Click through to read our take.

Men love porn. Those who say they don’t are lying, are in porn (which technically is watching porn just IRL), or have RIDICULOUS sex lives (think Derek Jeter times Hugh Hefner plus Wilt Chamberlain). Even those guys have probably enjoyed a private screening of “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” with a groupie / jersey chaser at least once. On the flip side of that coin, most women NOT associated with porn hate porn or, at the very least, the kind of porn men love. It’s definitely not this…

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about telling your girl she blows at handjobs, determining whether or not you’re a rebound dude, and the right way to kick out a one night stand. See her answers after the jump!

Sorry, but that random person drooling on your pillow with their naked ass hanging over the side of your bed needs to be fed. Hey, if you didn’t want to feed them, you should have kicked them out last night when you finished. Whether you actually like the person and want to impress them, or the sex was so bad you need some comfort food to forget it, check out our list of some easy, delicious breakfast recipes after the jump.

• This is how John Madden rates women
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• CollegeHumor’s “We Ruined This Bar” (Ke$ha Parody)
• Chris Brown Loses His Sh*t On Good Morning America
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• Come For The Whopper, But Stay For The Beatdown

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He Said/She Said is a new series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking. Every week we’ll be throwing out a topic for debate…you can read the guy’s side here and the girl’s side at CollegeCandy.com. This week’s topic: putting a label on your relationship. When is it too soon to have “the talk”? How can a person expect to have a normal relationship with the pressures of social media and society are so influential? Read our side of the story after the jump!

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Happy Holidays! Our gift to you is yet another edition of COED’s Drinks of the Week. This week we review MEDEA Vodka and its innovative LED bottle, Crown Royal – the famous Canadian blended whisky, and WhistlePig Straight Rye Whiskey from Vermont. C’mon, unwrap your present and keep reading!

Today’s Humbug Day. It’s a day where everyone can vent their frustrations and grievances. As you get older, you start to hate Christmas more and more. All the cool stuff you remembered as a kid is long gone. We think the following things probably contributed to our hate, hate, hate.

Being the sexually active, irresponsible college student that I am, I’ve gone home with my fair share of random girls, and over the past couple of years I’ve come across some sleeping habits that annoy the hell out of me. Nothing is worse than having a peaceful night’s sleep ruined by your hookup’s uncontrollable unconscious tendencies. But I digress. Anyway, here are five habits that annoy me more than most:

Knowing a woman’s age is a tremendously helpful indicator of where their head’s at. Women are reluctant to give up this number once it reaches a certain level and that’ll inhibit your ability to effectively navigate. Face it, women are vulnerable. The more intel you have on one, the more “damage” you could do to them (at least, in their eyes). Here’s a field guide covering the various stages of womanhood. Pamela Anderson will serve as our subject.

As if the morning after wasn’t awkward enough, now you have to worry about running into the girl on campus. Whether it’s crossing the quad, grabbing a sandwich at the deli, or sitting in on the same 2 pm Intro to Psychology class, you do not want to make eye contact with the subject — let alone indulge in a conversation.

Almost every single guy in the world has completely unrealistic fantasies that will most likely never happen. Whether they originate from pop culture, Halloween parties, or our high exposure to NSFW material is a complete and utter mystery. But it doesn’t stop us from spending a crazy amount of time hoping and praying that we’ll one day be able to live out these fantasies.

All college guys have the same problem — the year ends and you move back home only to realize that the supply of fresh meat you were so used to seeing every weekend just isn’t there. If you want to keep your sex life from going the way of Gary Coleman (too soon?), you’ll just have to accept that it’ll probably be someone you already know. Just be sure that no matter who you choose to hook up with, it’s absolutely NOT one of these girls.

It’s time for us to admit that we’re not always perfect. Sometimes, when we’re not chugging down beers or banging mad hot chicks, we’re making mistakes — big ones. And no one understands that better that the guys behind Mistakes Men Make. Whether we’re losing our dignity while out on a Friday night or while in bed early, early Saturday morning, we’re constantly making ourselves look bad.