I am sure most people are aware that Bob Saget has a dirty mind. The star of Full House and America’s Funniest Home Videos has become quite famous for his stand up comedy because of how foul mouthed and sexually explicit it is. He’s far from the Danny Tanner that most people remember from Full House, but what if he were to direct a Full House reunion today? It would be borderline pornographic and potentially hilarious and/or a total defamation of the popular family friendly sitcom. See how things would pan out along with Bob’s best stand up bits after the jump.

Why twins and why Tuesday? Well, Tuesday’s the second day of the work week, and two girls are better than one, right? What’s better than two girls? TWINS! So, in our “2 for Tuesday” special, we’re giving you a double dip of some of the hottest twins’ twins (read: boobs). And since Tuesday’s usually election day in the U.S. and the 2012 presidential race is heating up, we nominate Tuesday be known as Twins Day from now on. Check out our gallery then let us know if you can ID any of the girls in the comments section after the jump.

Welcome to COED’s new end end-of-the-day daily feature, in which we highlight the most interesting articles, posts, pics, or vids that you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes a t-shirt that Lebron James probably won’t want to wear, a Canucks fan who had his own version of The Hangover, Dane Cook’s downfall, Shane Carwin’s face, alternative 80s action movie posters, Bieber Fever affecting scientists, and Bronies. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

June is National Dairy Month. The “Got Milk?” campaign could be one of the best and most effective in the ad biz; it’s short, sweet, and to the point. Since we’re not your mother (father maybe), we can’t make sure you drink your milk, but we can make sure you have a steady diet of super sexy women who’ve “Got Milk”. It’s scientifically proven these pics will help grow at least one of your bones. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump!

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Celebrities! They pump gas! They’re just like us…in the sense that we’re all going to eventually feel the effects of the catastrophic oil spill happening right now in the gulf. While we surprisingly don’t have the answers to fixing the oil spill situation, we feel obligated to do our part to keep everyone’s spirits high during this global crisis. So in honor of the glory days of oil and gas (circa last month) and keeping morale up, we present 52 absolutely gorgeous girls pumping gas.

This nonsense with Brett Favre has GOT to stop. Every morning, I wake up to Mike and Mike on ESPN2 HD (bitches!), and for the past five and a half years I’ve had to listen to them fawn over each and every move this sub-par dude makes. This guy’s pulling a Ross Perot/Michael Jordan times eighty, playing with the emotions of not only Packers fans but the… Click to read more

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