In this corner, weighing 100 pounds and a fifth of liquor, wearing no shirt and what look to be track pants, known for beating his wife for not having made dinner on time, we haaave Old Senile Alcoholic! And in this corner, with a combined weight of 80 pounds minus the feces they’ve probably already thrown, wearing nothing, we haave Two Monkeys That Seem Extremely Pissed Off Who Can’t Wait to Use Their Sharp Teeth And Claws. You get one guess as to who wins this one, fight after the jump!

I had two choices of videos to post this morning, but I had to go with Floyd Mayweather giving Larry Merchant a serious talking to. He’s just making some seriously entertaining stuff for HBO. First he does the 24/7 show in which he recreates a scene from The Fighter, then he KO’s Ortiz with the dirtiest punch since I used NO Xplode to make jungle juice, and finally wraps it up with a post-fight interview that ends up with Larry Merchant nearly losing it on live TV. This interview keeps making me think about Pedro and Don Zimmer. Check out reason #32,156 that boxing is on its way out after the jump!

This man is about to have a heart attack, I just can’t decide from what. Either it’s because he’s so pissed off at the verdict or because he’s excited because of what will happen to that “whore” in jail. Oh wait, she’s already got time served? Well then someone will “snatch her @ss up in the street.” I don’t doubt for one f*cking second that if this guy could get out of bed, he would be the one “putting duct tape around her mouth.” Watch America’s finest react to America’s worst after the jump!.

Look at this hard rockin’ geriatric bust a move! While most senior citizens are sitting around complaining about gout or a nasty case of gallstones, this guy’s kicking those things to the curb and getting down to some Led Zeppelin tunes, even if they happen to be sung by a cover band. And for an old man that’s clearly inebriated, you really have to give him credit for not stumbling around, falling flat on his ass. It’s a real shame that Led Zeppelin won’t be doing anymore reunion tours because this old guy would make for one sick opening act! But it makes you wonder, if grandpa is this cool, how awesome is the rest of the family? See this video for yourself!

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This one’s been around for a little while, but that doesn’t mean watching old people f**k up is any less funny! A tip while watching this, don’t take a drink of anything after 0:07. It won’t work.… Click to read more