Hey y’all, so at our happy hour with Crown Royal last night, we were talking about one of our most popular stories – the Megan Fox Boycott boycott – and I proposed we boycott Kim Kardashian. Turns out this isn’t a novel idea – thousands of fed up peeps have signed a petition to boycott the sex tape star. Then I read about Kris Humphries getting booed at the Garden before the Nets-Knicks game. So, I created the Happy Kris Humphries meme. Our mission is twofold: help us blow up our Happy Kris Humphries meme and boycott Kim. Click through to make a difference.

Over his 45 year tenure at Penn State, Joe Paterno has amassed over 400 wins and won more bowl games than any coach in history, including 2 national championships. But in the blink of an eye, his entire legacy has been forever tarnished. This isn’t the first time a sports figure as revered as Joe Pa has turned from hero to pariah. Check out our list of five others from the past 20 years to fall from grace seemingly overnight after the jump.

Since 1955,  April 15th has always been referred to as “Tax Day”, the final day to file one’s federal and state income tax returns. This year, the deadline was extended to Monday, April 18th. As the “tax man cometh”, the gainfully employed scurry to ensure they end up receiving and not owing. That is, unless you’re a “tax cheat”. The list of modern history’s most notorious tax cheats is a veritable who’s who of murderers, pornographers, actors and run-of-the-mill wackos. But regardless of their background, color, race, religion, or creed, they all have one thing in common: they were all very rich when they committed their tax crimes. See our list of America’s most infamous tax cheats after the jump!

No sport seems to have as many athletes in trouble with the law as the National Football League does, so here is an “All-Star” team of sorts, compiled of 11 former and current NFL players that either have been, or are currently incarcerated.

On the totem pole of championship events, the NBA Finals is right there between the Indy 500 and the Fourth of July hot dog eating competition. Part of it is because nobody cares about the teams or by the time they’re ready to get invested into the Finals, the whole thing is over. Still, the NBA Finals used to mean something. It was the first must-see event of the summer when I was younger. So allow me to count down (or up) some memorable NBA Finals game.

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Today in Las Vegas, O.J. Simpson was sentenced to six to 15  years for armed robbery and kidnapping with no possibility of parole until a minimum of five years. Furthermore, Judge Jackie Glass ruled O.J. would not be let out on bail upon appeal. The verdict satisfied both Fred and Kim Goldman who, along with the Brown family, have fought long and hard to get some… Click to read more

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In April 2007, America will time-travel back to 1995: O.J. Simpson is going back to court.
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Everybody’s favorite murdering-ex-football-star is currently under investigation for attempting to steal sports memorabilia from Palace Station Casino in Las Vegas.
While no arrests have been made O.J. is still a target suspect and currently still in Vegas. Unfortunately for the former Heisman Trophy winner, whatever happens in Vegas will no… Click to read more

Phil Rizzuto died today at age 89. “The Scooter” was the Yankee shortstop from 1941 – 1953 and won 7 championships in that time. He was the AL MVP in 1950 and was inducted into the HOF in 1994.
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I grew up with Bo Jackson and Joe Montana in my backfield. Granted, I have been a Bronco fan my entire life, but before I remember watching football games on TV, I remember running over the top of everybody in Tecmo Bowl because I knew Bo. I dominated with either Bo and the LOS ANGELES Raiders or Joe and the late 80’s 49ers on my two button, 8 bit Nintendo system back i… Click to read more