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		<title>8 Most Sexually Disturbing Internet Memes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 17:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aricmitchell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You've probably seen Shake Weight, Chocolate Rain, and What What In The Butt. If not the actual video, at least a parody on SNL or South Park. However, those can't hold a candle to the following memes, which are known for being the most sexually disturbing of all-time.  Don't thank us. Thank Al Gore.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=219387&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>10 Offensive Valentines To Ruin Valentine&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 17:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>asterioskokkinos</dc:creator>
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		<title>The 13 Sexiest Genocidal Dictators (NSFW)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>COED Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ask and ye shall receive, fellow Internetters. COED magazine has a penchant for slapping together lists with subjects that tread the ground between the sexist, offensive and the inexcusable. As long as it's done in bad taste, we are satisfied with the end product. This right here, is no exception...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=66597&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Joke 6</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob - UPENN</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What&#8217;s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew - Hunter College</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew - Hunter College</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?
A: A retarded gorilla
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		<title>Joke 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob - UPENN</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Their hand makes your d&#8211;k look bigger!

BONUS:
Q: What is the worst part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Getting the blood off of your clown suit.
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		<title>Joke 17</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew - Hunter College</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How did Jesus walk on water?
A: Shit floats.
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		<title>Joke 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob - UPENN</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:
Handjob: $5
Cheese sandwich: $2
He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks,
&#8220;Are you the one giving out handjobs?&#8221;
&#8220;Why yes I am!&#8221;, she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest.
&#8220;Okay,&#8221; he said.
A: &#8220;Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!&#038;&#8230; <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2008/07/27/joke-2/" class="read_more">Click to read more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=91258&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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