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COED magazine has a penchant for slapping together lists with subjects that tread the ground between the sexist, offensive and the inexcusable. As long as it’s done in bad taste, we are satisfied with the end product. This right here, is no exception.

From the ‘creative’ team that brought you such classics as Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders and The 7 Deadly Sins Omitted by the Catholic Church, COED presents The 13 Sexiest Genocidal Dictators. From sexy Saddam to the Communist cutie Mao – these genocidal dictators are sure to help keep you warm at night…

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Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?

A: Dress her up like an altar boy.

Q: Why Do They Using Mexicans Instead Of Laboratory Rats In Experiments Now?

A: Mexicans breed faster and you don’t get so attached to them.

Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A: A retarded gorilla

Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 5 year old?

A: Their hand makes your d–k look bigger!

BONUS:

Q: What is the worst part about having sex with a 5 year old?

A: Getting the blood off of your clown suit.

Q: How did Jesus walk on water?

A: Shit floats.

Q: A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:

Handjob: $5
Cheese sandwich: $2

He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks,

“Are you the one giving out handjobs?”

“Why yes I am!”, she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest.

“Okay,” he said.

A: “Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!”

Don’t get me wrong, there have been tons of truly amazing football players in the ranks of the NCAA – but there are a rare few that deserve recognition. Some have committed murder, yet others have gone on to illustrious careers that led to the Hall of Fame – some have done both. Cheers gentlemen!

Top Ten College Football Players of All-Time

10. Vince Young -Texas
In the 2006 Rose Bowl, he completed 30 of 40 passes for 267 yards and carried the ball 19 times for 200 yards and 3 rushing touchdowns. Those 200 rushing yards set a Bowl game rushing record by a QB. He was named Rose Bowl MVP for the second time in his career.

9. Tommy Nobis – Texas
He averaged nearly 20 tackles a game as a two time All-American linebacker and made the All-Southwest Conference team three times. Nobis also played on both defense and offense for his entire college career, playing guard on the offensive side of the ball.

8. Roger Staubach – Navy
As a junior in 1963, he won the Heisman Trophy and the Maxwell Award, while leading the Midshipmen to a 9-1 record and No. 2 final ranking. In his three seasons at Navy, he completed 292 of 463 passes, with only 19 interceptions, and gained a school record 4,253 yards of total offense. (more…)

The football rivalry revolving around Texas Tech and Texas A&M students got a little nastier this week.

In the past students would stick to traditional favorites ranging from rioting and ripping down the goal post to pelting opposing players with ice balls and AA batteries.

This weekend when the two schools meet up for the yearly classic, instead of taking part in reckless behavior Texas A&M students will have the option of making a silent statement by wearing an offensive T Shirt created by A&M frat boy Geoffrey Candia.

The red and black shirts bear the likeness of Michael Vick, Dog’s Best Friend wearing a #7 jersey hanging “Reveille” the dog mascot of rival Texas A&M from a noose with text that says “VICK ‘EM” on the front — in an apparent reference to the Aggies’ slogan “Gig ‘em.”

Creative and fashionable! Although the shirts are banned from being sold on campus you can pick one up on ebay to wear with pride at the game. Just watch your back because a AA battery to the head will leave a pretty big welt.