Thursday, October 7th, 2010
By aricmitchell
You’ve probably seen Shake Weight, Chocolate Rain, and What What In The Butt. If not the actual video, at least a parody on SNL or South Park. However, those can’t hold a candle to the following memes, which are known for being the most sexually disturbing of all-time. Don’t thank us. Thank Al Gore.
Saturday, February 13th, 2010
By asterioskokkinos
Valentine’s Day – a holiday shoved down our throats by an uncaring cards and chocolates industry. You think people celebrated Valentine’s Day 100 years ago? Of course not, they were just trying to survive! But now that it’s here, we can at least choose to celebrate it on our terms – here are ten valentine sentiments sure to fr… Click to read more
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
By COED Staff
Ask and ye shall receive, fellow Internetters. COED magazine has a penchant for slapping together lists with subjects that tread the ground between the sexist, offensive and the inexcusable. As long as it’s done in bad taste, we are satisfied with the end product. This right here, is no exception…
Sunday, July 27th, 2008
By Rob - UPENN
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen.… Click to read more
Sunday, July 27th, 2008
By Andrew - Hunter College
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altar boy.… Click to read more
Sunday, July 27th, 2008
By Andrew - Hunter College
Q: Why Do They Using Mexicans Instead Of Laboratory Rats In Experiments Now?
A: Mexicans breed faster and you don’t get so attached to them.… Click to read more
Sunday, July 27th, 2008
By Andrew - Hunter College
Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?
A: A retarded gorilla… Click to read more
Sunday, July 27th, 2008
By Rob - UPENN
Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Their hand makes your d–k look bigger!
BONUS:
Q: What is the worst part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Getting the blood off of your clown suit.… Click to read more
Sunday, July 27th, 2008
By Andrew - Hunter College
Q: How did Jesus walk on water?
A: Shit floats.… Click to read more
Sunday, July 27th, 2008
By Rob - UPENN
Q: A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:
Handjob: $5
Cheese sandwich: $2
He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks,
“Are you the one giving out handjobs?”
“Why yes I am!”, she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest.
“Okay,” he said.
A: “Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!&… Click to read more
Friday, October 19th, 2007
By John - USMA
Don’t get me wrong, there have been tons of truly amazing football players in the ranks of the NCAA – but there are a rare few that deserve recognition. Some have committed murder, yet others have gone on to illustrious careers that led to the Hall of Fame – some have done both. Cheers gentlemen!
Top Ten College Football Players of All-Time
1… Click to read more
Wednesday, October 10th, 2007
By Steve - Seton Hall
The football rivalry revolving around Texas Tech and Texas A&M students got a little nastier this week.
In the past students would stick to traditional favorites ranging from rioting and ripping down the goal post to pelting opposing players with ice balls and AA batteries.
This weekend when the two schools meet up for the yearly classic, instead of tak… Click to read more