Everybody knows a good joke or two. But often times, the joke is so raunchy, so outlandishly offensive, that most people aren’t willing to admit the sick humor made them laugh. But we realized that with the most offensive jokes, all you need to hear is the punch line to get a good chuckle. So here we’ve compiled the 100 best punch lines from the most offensive jokes of all-time.

Q: How much does Jesus love you?
A: (Spread arms and look mopey) This much.… Click to read more

Q: How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None! What the f–k are they doing out of the kitchen!?… Click to read more

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off its head!… Click to read more

Q: A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. “Sally,” she said, “you didn’t tell me you were going to a wedding.” “I didn’t mom,” Sally replied.

A: “I was giving a bl@wjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up… Click to read more