Last week, we occupied Weird Street with watermelon masks, maggot burgers, naked mole rats, and that absurd Toyota Prius person made of people. This week, we’re delving into some pretty sick and twisted sh*t with Mischa Barton gnawing on raw meat, a Human Centipede impression, the world’s toughest “tunnel”, lewd pumpkins, and scary pre-Halloween treats. Check ‘em out in our gallery after the jump.

Meet my friend Georgio, the human carpet. Yes, that is correct. He is a carpet and he loves to be walked all over; in the physical sense, that is. I heard of Georgio last year and had to talk to him about what he does and why he does it. He is my new carpet friend and wants you to step on him. Finally, someone I can dig my heels into without getting yelled at. You can follow Georgio and receive updates about his events on his Facebook page. Make sure you catch him at this next “performance” to take a ride on his carpet. For now, check out our full interview with the man people walk all over after the jump.

What do guys like? Drinking. What do guys HAVE to use everyday? Soap. Next logical step? Liquor scented soap? UrbanDaddy clued us in to the new product from Allsorts, which offers four classic cocktail scented soap bars. It got us thinking of beer soap. Then we thought about all the other random soaps out there. Why anyone would buy these weird, wtf soaps for use is beyond us… why anyone would buy these for display is equally beyond us. Check out pics of the most random, offbeat, wtf soaps ever made after the jump.

Are hot chicks still hot even if they are doing some of the strangest things you have ever seen? Things like posing in the oddest of places, dressing in clothes meant for a comic book nerd, playing with animals you probably shouldn’t be, or pretending to have sex with a Ronald McDonald statue are just a few of the things that you would think could make a hottie tip to the other side of the scale

Today’s WTF news items feature a pair of old-timers who pass the time growing that sticky icky, a Cuban cigar roller who is just flat out not satisfied with his world record holding 140+ foot hand-rolled masterpiece, and a dude in Washington who most likely spent a lot of time playing Barbie with the neighborhood girls growing up. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature Florida snatching the title of America’s Weirdest State away from California, a couple of NY/NJ guys who took the world’s most expensive cab ride cross country, and a car that’s fit for X-Men’s Wolverine. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

To me, Easter Bunnies have always been terrifying. That bunny from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. Frank the bunny from Donnie Darko. I’m fairly confident the E-bunny straight up hates us. I lump them into the same category as clowns and Santa Claus. When you’re a kid, you’re told to love these characters, but there’s just something off about each one of them. Considering Hop killed it at the box office, many would say I’m dead wrong. But, if you can’t picture that furry f***er growing fangs and mauling necks, then you, sir, are the one who will end up DEAD wrong. Well, now we bring you the very creepiest in easter bunnies. These are probably the same dudes who dress up as scary mall Santas.

Today’s WTF news items feature a software program that wrote a better recap of a perfect game pitched in a GW vs. Virginia matchup than a human, a mailman in Portland who’s probably a big fan of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and a 51 year old Chinese man who tried to start a fake army in L.A. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a small Pennsylvania town that’s making bank off a filmmaker who sold out to make a point, the University of Maine developing a biodegradable golf ball for those who like water hazards, and a British woman who knit a life-size Ferrari. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a museum in Iceland that’s for total d*cks, a totally awesome professor at La Salle University who employs strippers to teach ethics, and a man in Florida who shot at a $65,000 SWAT robot while buck naked. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a former cop who pretended to be an inspector to get a free “hand out” at a massage parlor, Rutgers giving 5 figures to Snooki to speak about why Rutgers students should quit school, and a town’s population QUADRUPLES over 10 years. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a 22 year old chick in Naples, Florida who was arrested for indecent exposure after ditching her G-string on Spring Break, a 12 year old cat in England named Smokey who’s got a record-setting purr, and Bubba Stewart aka “The Tiger Woods of Motocross” wants to be on Miami Vice. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a British family man who has the largest collection of love dolls, a fat guy who had to be removed from his home after fusing to his chair, and a shark that took its love for The Lonely Island song, “I’m On A Boat” a little too far. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a very elusive yet social media savvy snake that escaped from the Bronx Zoo, a new workout regiment that makes the transition from Jesus freak to stripper a lot more acceptable, and a pair of Brits who went on a blind date only to discover they have more in common than they could ever imagine. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a baked good that sounds like one very naughty Saturday night, a dude who really needs to look into subscribing to Netflix or downloading from a torrent site, and a police academy in Chicago that had 2,500 rubber ducks stolen from under their stinky pig noses. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!