In today’s edition of Wrap It Up we cover Bernie Kosar’s porn star daughter, Kim Kardashian becoming the first 3d cover girl, Rihanna going buck wild in Barbados, Chrissy Teigen in Esquire, Laura Whitmore covering FHM, Jessica Jane-Clement in lingerie, Andie MacDowell’s hot and possibly underage daughters, surprise vagina, Matt Damon bitching out a cameraman, Rex Ryan’s tattoo, Kevin Durant’s crazy pick up game, Shark Week drinking game, handimals and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

As 2009 comes to a close, we want to take a moment to thank the hard working men and women of Child Protective Services… lord knows you’ve had one helluva busy year. From the morally bankrupt parents of the infamous balloon boy to the fame whoring Jon and Kate parents of 8, 2009 has been a stellar year for the bad parent and a monumental year for the bad celebrity mom and dad.

Just when you thought this ‘Octomom’ thing couldn’t get any more f**ked up, this happens: Vivid Entertainment, one of the largest porn distributers in the world, has now offered Nadya Suleman, aka ‘Octomom’, $1 million to star in an adult movie. The offer comes after Suleman gave birth to octuplets following invitro fertilization…