• Science proves that sex is a great work out

• Kim Kardashian’s naked spread in W

• Guess which show Obama is making a cameo on?!

• Science proves that sex is a great work out

• The irony behind Kanye West’s album cover

• Presenting the world’s largest enchilada

• Your mom raps

• Which pop star hasn’t sex in years?

The Social Network out-friended Life As We Know It last weekend pulling in $15 mil. This week features pranksters, seniors, overachievers, crime families, insecure dudes, and black Presidents who want to rob you blind! Happy Boss Day, you’re FIRED! Now, you can read our previews.

Weed’s made some serious strides towards legalization over the past couple years. So serious in fact that institutions of HIGHer learning have cropped up. Are they for real?

• Forget Ever Getting With Megan Fox

• Miss USA does some bikini modeling

• Cheat sheet to Obama’s oil spill speech

• serious bummer

• Finally! Futurama is back

• Would anyone really want to see these sex photos?

• Jessica Alba’s hottest roles

• Obama rips Jay Leno

• Lindsay Lohan is going to play Deep Throat

• This is a real naughty girl

• 100 Bold Moves

• Sexy bikini shot

• MIA’s banned video

Health care has been a hot button issue since before Obama took the White House by storm. But what does it all mean? The bill itself is over a billion pages long! Luckily COED cares about your health, so for that reason,we’re going to explain to you in kindergarten language how this new health reform will affect YOU.

On the wings of promise Obama took office with an approval rating ready to get things done (63.3%). Roughly a year later the ‘boo’ birds are starting to come out as Obama’s approval has slipped below 50%.

It is pretty widely known that Barack Obama is a studly basketball player so on tonight’s episode of The Buried Life Jonnie, Duncan, Ben and Dave will attempt the most ambitious task to date, #95: Play Ball with Obama.  Luckily for the guys there’s an endless barrage of super sexy Hollywood stars who support Barack Obama, the list is practically… Click to read more

President Obama has brought to the forefront an entire cross-section of the country we’d thought had gone away. No, I’m not talking about douchey liberals, I’m talking about genuine racists. The best part? They’re selling t-shirts!

This past weekend, the Obama’s invited 2,000 DC area kids and their families to do some trick or treating at the White House. They were greeted by Barack dressed as the President of the United States, Michelle Obama as a cheetah, a wookie, a storm trooper and two members of the KKK…wait, WTF?!

• 10 Reasons Playboy Parties Rock!

• Best Job in the World… Yoga Instructor!

• Epic Knockout Face

• Take Better Pics Of Yourself

• Obama Visits Letterman

• A Salute To Nipples (NSFW)

• 100 People Falling

President Obama will propose a $12 billion investment in the nation’s community colleges today, arguing that the money will drive expansions and reforms in the system that are needed to help people get educated in the struggling economy. Obama will unveil the reforms during a speech at Macomb Community College in Warren, Mich., this afternoon. Later, he will throw out the first pitch at baseball’s All-Star Game in St. Louis.

Yesterday, President Obama signed into law a anti-tobacco bill, which will make the distribution of flavored cigarettes illegal. The law is intended to limit tobacco products being “marketed to children”, but this could also signal the end to something any pot smoker holds dear: flavored blunts.

Amherst College President Anthony Marx spent six years at the school extolling public service and teaching. His efforts were rewarded this year when eight new graduates took jobs with Teach for America, now the largest employer of Amherst students besides the college itself.

Say you’ve got a few billion dollars burning a hole in your pocket and you can give it either to bankers or needy college students. Whom do you choose? This is not a trick question. Confronted with that choice, Washington has for years given money to banks in subsidies and guarantees to encourage them to provide college student loans. But now, President Barack Obama wants to cut out the middlemen…