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Listen, guys. I am a lady who has had sexual intercourse…oh…say….more than a few times. I am also a lady who does not want any STDs. Therefore, I am a lady who has safe sex. That means, you, male lovers, wear a condom.
Now most guys in my past haven’t thought twice about wearing a condom. Turns out most guys don’t want STDs, either… Click to read more

If you think the Wii is cool, this will make you crap your pants: A new headset device, created by Emotiv Systems, allows you to move objects, in a video game, using only you concentration.
No f**king way, right? Wrong. Apparently, these dudes used some monkey mind-games technology to make the coolest contraption to date. If this isn’t the raddest thin… Click to read more

I graduate in a couple weeks (yup, I needed an extra semester to get the job done). Yes, I have come to terms with this and my emotional breakdowns have decreased to only once a week. Instead of wistfully reminiscing about each of my crazy college years and dispensing advice, I am now starting to look to the future as a mature adult…or something like that.
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Last night three rescue workers were killed in Utah as they were searching for the six miners trapped from a cave in over 10 days ago. This most recent tragedy only adds to the laundry list of terrible events that have made the last week pretty rough.
To keep you up to date on the impending apocalypse I will break down all the other things that went down this week.… Click to read more