Sex: You’re Doing It Wrong

bad_sexAccording to a new survey by Men’s Fitness and Shape magazine, 85-percent of dudes think of themselves as “good” or “excellent” in the sack. However, the same survey reports that half of women think “very few” of the men they’ve been with have been good in bed, says the NY Post.

Additionally, seven out of 10 women admitted to faking orgasms – the exact same number of men who believe they give their lady an orgasm every time. So basically, a whole lot of dudes think they’re a whole lot better at satisfying women than they really are.

Now, your first reaction might be, “Haha, what losers!” But that’d be the wrong approach. In fact, that’s exactly why this disparity of opinion exists.

For whatever idiotic reason, many women (7 in 10, to be exact) think it’s better to keep quiet about their partner’s poor performance and fake an orgasm. But by doing that, they’re just tricking the guys into thinking they’re good when they’re not, thus perpetuating the problem. (more…)

Honkies Please…Get Off My Plane!?

The Obama campaign has decided to heave out three newspapers from its plane for the final days of its blitz across battleground states — and all three endorsed Sen. John McCain for president. The Drudge Report exclusive tells us that the NY POST, WASHINGTON TIMES and DALLAS MORNING NEWS have been booted from the Obama plane for network executives and the epically influential ESSENCE and JET Magazines.

The thing that the outcasts all have in common? They have backed McCain.

WOW…that is straight out gangster. These papers have been covering Obama’s campaign at a very high cost for months, and now that the updates will be most beneficial to the publications – they have been given the boot. There are several side rumors that there is an Obama documentary about the first black president in the works, and that the team needs more priority on the plane.

It just seems a little partisan to me…maybe it is just me, but I haven’t heard of McCain or ANY OTHER Presidential candidate in history doing anything like this. Again – if I am wrong, I would love to know it because truth be told, it is shocking to be so blatant like that.

Tony Parker is Cheating with (Sexy Lunatic) Alexandra Paressant!

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The NY Post is reporting that Tony Parker has been cheating on his wife Eva Longoria with a French model named Alexandra Paressant.

Paressant told the Post that “she met Parker at his July wedding, and after weeks of exchanging explicit text messages they had their first tryst in September at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Paris.”

“She further revealed that some of Parker’s sexual fantasies were not fulfilled by his wife Eva that led to the fling.”

“We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne,” Paressant told US Weekly.

So who is this Alexandra Paressant lady that’s been rocking Tony Parker’s world better than Eva Longoria, who happens to be #10 on COED’s list of 2007’s Hottest Athlete Wives?

Alexandra Paressant is a sexy French model that has a history of being a raving psycho.

Read why Paressant is a nutjob and check out her gallery after the jump! (more…)

Plan B Sales Expected to Soar… Thanx Captain Obvious!

When the announcement came last year that Plan B would be sold over the counter, slutty college girls, or just college girls in general, silently rejoiced. This means no more shameful experiences at the local college health clinic having to explain to a nurse who looks like your mom why you need this pill, as well as the exact details of what happened. That situation is traumatizing enough that I’m sure it deterred many girls who really needed the pill, but were not willing to go through the humiliation of actually obtaining it.

Lucky for the incoming freshman class of 2011, who will never truly appreciate the easy accessibility of Plan B pills at the drugstore pharmacy instead of a doctor’s office. Well, pharmaceutical companies are just as excited as we are, with the sales expected to be ENORMOUS for 2007. (more…)