Every so often, I’ll wonder what’s worse, getting hit in the d*ck or the balls. Every time I get hit in the nuts, though, I’ll remember my earlier thinking process and tell myself that I’m an idiot because there’s nothing worse than a nut shot. The nausea, the pain, the incapacitation, the possibility of never fathering a child – all of these problems make a hit in the d*ck seem like a walk in the park. Sure, a sh*tty walk in the park, but it’s a walk in the park all the same. Check out these 40 guys taking epic shots in their family jewels below.

Yesterday, we took a look at the freakishly long tongue of former WWE Diva Maria Kanellis. Today, we stay focused on the mouth, an area of the body that can cause just as much pleasure as it can pain. The mouth can say so much without ever saying anything at all. From smiles to frowns to “O faces“, the mouth has a way of swaying your mood. Especially when it comes to chicks with big mouths who love to eat hot dogs. We hope this photo gallery of hot girls catching things in mouths is well-received if you catch our drift. See the pics after the jump!

After watching Hugh Jackman get crushed in his manhood by a cricket ball we can all agree there’s nothing more horrifyingly painful for a guy than a carefully aimed nut shot. Ironically, there’s nothing more hilarious for a guy than seeing another guy get kicked so hard that he becomes impotent. So for your viewing pleasure we present the 100 most painful nut shots you’ll ever see. Oh and don’t be surprised if you finish looking and suddenly feel compelled to get steel underwear.

There’s nothing more horrifyingly painful for a guy than a carefully aimed nut shot. Ironically, there’s nothing more hilarious for a guy than seeing another guy get kicked so hard that he becomes impotent. So for your viewing pleasure we present the 100 most painful nut shots you’ll ever see. Oh and don’t be surprised if you finis… Click to read more

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Don’t worry, we didn’t know who Rosie Jones was either. But you’re definitely going to want to get more acquainted. According to her profile, The Page 3 model is an 18-year-old Brit from Middlesex, England. Before taking up modeling full-time, she was a student studying “theater…critical thinking and general studies.” Oh, and did we mention she is almost constantly topless?! Yeah, they’re amazing…Keeley, watch your back.

Well, for better or worse, we’ve made it through the first 100 days of the Obama presidency. There’s been a few ups, a few downs and whole hell of a lot of people acting like total douchebags. But regardless of whether or not you think Obama’s first 100 days has been a success, there’s one thing we can all agree on – super hot chicks! So we’ve compiled the loveliest lady from each day of the first 100 days of the Obama presidency to give you Obama’s First 100 Babes!

No matter how much we love expensive, professional photo shoots, there’s just something about regular girls taking pictures of themselves for us too ogle over that makes us happy to be alive. Luckily, the good men over at Nuts Magazine have an entire section of their site devoted to exactly this – real girls competing with each other to be the sexiest in all the land.

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As we bring in the New Year it’s good to remember the primary goal every man should have: to never get kicked in the nuts. But I have to say, if you’re going to get kicked in the nuts, it’s a good idea to catch it on tape – because that sh*t’s hilarious. And this video has so many shots to the nuts, it’ll have you buying a cup in no… Click to read more

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With Detroit failing, Wall Street falling, houses foreclosing and unemployment rising, 2009 is looking like it’s going to be an interesting year. And what better way to count away the days than with the hottest chicks on the planet? From the sexiest celebrities to car wash cuties, we’ve compiled The Top 26 Ridiculously Hot Calendars of 2009 to… Click to read more

Don’t worry, we didn’t know who Rosie Jones was either. But you’re definitely going to want to get more acquainted. According to her profile, The Page 3 model is an 18-year-old Brit from Middlesex, England. Before taking up modeling full-time, she was a student studying “theater…critical thinking and general studies.&… Click to read more

Born in Manchester, England this 21-year-old blonde bombshell first hit the stage as a Page 3 Girl, but soon moved on to the pages of Maxim, Loaded and is now a regular in Nuts and Zoo.
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