Summer is closing in. But before you empty out your account and rent a car with your boys, beware that nude beaches aren’t all their cracked up to be. Know what to expect because the boobs on this beach probably won’t belong to Megan Fox. More like Smegan Shmox (or Uma Thurman).

Spring break is time to get away from school, responsibilities and the mundane. But while it is a time to let loose, there are some rules that should be followed that will help make your vacation safe, fun and keep you as happy and popular as Tequila in Mexico.