It’s that time of year again. The cold winds are blowing in, the sun is going down earlier, and the leaves are already starting to change. Why do we care? Because that means super-sexy Halloween costumes are right around the corner! To get you amped up for the hottest holiday America as to offer, here are over 120 pics of the most genius way to make a costume we can imagine: body paint! Here’s to hoping this year’s Halloween has a thunderstorm. (more…)

Sometimes, it’s nice to have a little mystery in your life. And by mystery, we mean “safe for work” boobs – that fantastic category of mostly naked, but not quite, that we all love so much. Yes, nudity is great and nipples are amazing, but without a little cover-up sometimes, both seem a little less special. And because of that, we’ve compiled this Comprehensive Guide to SFW Boobs. Here, you’ll find everything from kick ass cleavage shots to super sexy side boobs to some sh*t you’ve never even heard of. So sit back, relax and get ready for more awesome boobage than a Lucy Pinder slumber party. (more…)

Forbes recently released their Celebrity 100 Power List. Angelina Jolie bounced Oprah off her throne even though she earned only $27 million as compared to Oprah’s $275 million in 2008.

We really don’t care that Bruce Springsteen landed at number six, but we do care about which of the women on the list can be seen topless on the internet. With thanks to skintastic movie roles and eagle-eyed paparazzi, we give you the women from Forbes’ Celebrity 100 Power List you can see topless online. (more…)

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Bikini Streakers

Sure Maxim’s annual Hot 100 list is fun for a quick flip-through in the sh*tter, but it a lacks a certain something…Oh yeah, hardcore nudity!

Well, luckily for us all, the good people at Genesis have published their Porn’s Hot 100 XXX Star “It” List. Genesis picked the order based on “the opinion of our staff and some select industry insiders,” says their Website. I’m not exactly sure what “insider” means in the porn industry, but it’s probably coming from someone close to the, um, action.

Of course, a lot of the big names made the list. Terra Patrick came in at number two! Jenna Jameson, on the other hand, just barely squeaked by, landing the #100 slot. I guess drugs and eating disorders aren’t the miracle career-builder we thought…

Check out a pictorial tribute to the Top 10 at Fleshbot, here! [Very NSFW] And see who made the rest of the list at Genesis, here.

Vote on who you think should make porn’s Top 10 Hottest after the jump! (more…)

Genesecret.com has leaked a sex tape of Kiss frontman Gene Simmons with Elsa, a spokesmodel for Frank’s Energy Drink (yeah, I’ve never heard of it either).

The website, which seems to be temporarily unavailable or too busy (“try again in a few moments” my a**) is based out of Panama; we have no idea how (or why) they have this tape in their possession, or if the man is even Gene Simmons. Sporting a t-shirt and no pants as he lays pipe to the Austrian model (classy), the guy does look like the katana-tongued rock star, but I’m still not 100% sold.

Genesecret.com offers the entire video for a $9.95 one-day trial, but doesn’t feature any other information on Gene other than the tape, triggering my BS meter.

But I’ve said far too much. You be the judge by clicking over to Valleywag and watching the Gene Simmons sex tape (NSFW) for yourself.

The internet is a beautiful thing sometimes.

With the advent of technology comes many a burden, but all problems fall by the wayside when something so life-affirming, so essential to our lives, is found when browsing the World Wide Web.

That something is Smurf Porn (NSFW).

Watching a gaggle of men dressed up like Smurfs smurf the ever-living hell out of a Smurfette-lookalike is one of life’s great pleasures – and that’s before you throw in the Spanish dialogue. As a bonus, keep a lookout around 3:45 on the vid for a wonderful surprise cameo!

Smurfette could suck the blue off a Smurf…and she does.

Following R. Kelly’s lead, these people believe they can fly – and they succeed (somewhat)! Not impressed yet? Check out this video – 100% pure adrenaline right there!

The ladies at College Candy list gifts to get for guys.

Wait for the blogosphere to blow up later tonight when the reunited Led Zeppelin performs live to a sold-out crowd in London.

Not-news site Fark.com wants to trademark NSFW…WTF?

Big city film critics honor the best movies of 2007.

Another week, another new batch of Dark Knight pictures and info.

Kyla Ebbert, the leggy college girl who was reprimanded by Southwest Airlines’ staff for wearing a sexy outfit – they said her miniskirt was “too revealing” – is revealing much more in Playboy.

The photo spread, titled “Legs in the Air,” features Ebbert in lingerie and in the buff. The one-time Hooters girl plans on becoming an attorney in the future. Yeah…right.

Kyla Ebber may not be the hottest girl on the planet, but for a girl-next-door type you can’t get much better. Since COED has all the photos from the shoot, things will get kinda NSFW from this point forward – fasten your seatbelt, and in case of emergency oxygen masks will be released.

Check out Kyla Ebbert’s Playboy gallery after the jump! (more…)