The Daily Shocker: Way to Go, Jena Six

Way to go, Jena Six: your copycats are even more ignorant than you racist pricks. (WCBSTV)

Way to go, Jena Six: you’ve ruined Halloween for the rest of us. (Des Moines Register)

Hey fellas, measure your wang accurately with the “phallumeasure.â€? (College Candy)

A Californian dentist feels around for cavities…in women’s heaving chest cavities. (My58)

Doctors tell London fatties to take a hike. (UK Metro)

WATCH OUT FOR INCOMING PUMPKIN TORPEDOES! (United Press)