Most of the time, I’m posting videos of people who aren’t very good at something completely bust their ass trying. But Damien Walters is different. In fact, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anyone as good at anything as this dude is at flipping. Seriously.
You know the economy is bad when ninjas like this guy are forced to take work at pizza joints, selling pies to people at malls by wucking dough around like some type of circus show. Doesn’t make his skills any less impressive, but it does make me wonder how sanitary their pizzas are…
I’ve heard of pro soccer players and I’ve heard of ninjas, but never have I seen a gang of ninjas playing soccer. Sure, they might not have on their sweet ninja suits, but they’ve still got all their skills. However, I’m not sure how being able to kick a ball while doing a back flip off a building is going to help you win any games.
If you came across something called “Lady Is the Boss” on You Tube, you might dismiss it as lame. But you’d be so wrong, it would be embarrassing. Not only that, but you’d miss the sweetest gang of ninja BMX riders, led my the gnarliest chick you’ve ever seen on film, beat the hell out of the bad guys. Life doesn’t get much better – that’s what you would miss…
It’s one thing to be just a dog, barking, tail-wagging, the whole thing. It’s quite another to be a super genius, ninja dog. He’s like the James Bond of the canine world. Pretty soon he’ll be back with an army to save his friends…