Want to see as many half-naked ladies as possible for Halloween without holding a fist full of $1 bills?  Well, book yourself a ticket to Las Vegas, cause Sin City’s gots it goin’ on. Sure, Vegas is always 10 lbs of Hos in a 5 lb paper sack, but on Halloween weekend the chicks are so sick it’s whack.  What else would you expect? It’s Halloween in Vegas…Baby! (more…)

So let’s say your favorite movie is the Patrick Swayze vehicle,  Road House. It’s moved you so much that you now want to emulate zen-bouncer Dalton in real life and instill order at your favorite roughneck hot-spot. Well, I have been a bouncer. So here are some premiere bouncing tips.

1. Wear a tuxedo shirt and black bow tie, which would create a dichotomy that says I’m sophisticated enough to open a bottle of wine………. then beat you to death with it afterward…so don’t cause any trouble.

2. Stand in front of a velvet rope and memorize key phrases like:

“HAVE YOUR IDs OUT OR YOU’RE NOT GETTING IN!”

or

“SORRY GUYS I CAN’T LET YOU IN! LADIES RIGHT THIS WAY!”

For added effect, I’d throw in, “DON’T TOY WITH ME, I’M JUST NOT IN THE MOOD!”

3. The backbone to bouncing is checking IDs. Sure, it’s reading just a bunch of numbers off a plastic card. That’s why you should make a huge production out it.

Pull out a flashlight and hold it over my head, giving the impression you’ve been trained in special flashlight use not available to the general public.

No matter how old the patron looks, do the following: (more…)

Like Obama, we are quite fond of the ‘Swedish Model’. Sweden – that magical land of meatballs, IKEA, reindeer and 6-foot-tall blonds. Just the word “Swedish” brings to mind fair-haired honeys gallivanting around in the snow in blue and yellow bikinis, throwing snowballs and making out – at least it does for us. And then we came across these Swedish girl party pictures, which further confirmed our everyone’s theory that Sweden is one of the sexiest countries on the planet. There’s so much Nordic booty here, it’s like a Viking ship after a good pillaging. Enjoy!

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Want to see as many half-naked ladies as possible for Halloween without holding a fist full of $1 bills?  Well, book yourself a ticket to Las Vegas, cause Sin City’s gots it goin’ on. Sure, Vegas is always 10 lbs of Hos in a 5 lb paper sack, but on Halloween weekend the chicks are so sick it’s whack.  What else would you expect? It’s Halloween in Vegas…Baby!

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Tom Cruise asks the eternal question: “Who farted?” (AZ Central)

UK fitness levels for women are “At an all-time low.” Who cares? I say let it all hang out, ladies – oh, you are? Gross. Pack it back in. (Sky News)

Irony alert: candy given away by a teenager at an “alternative school” presumably laced with drugs. The candy? Mary Jane. (News Leader)

Super Irony alert: woman turned away from Kokoamos Island Bar and Grill for sporting dreadlocks. Sorry ma’am, we don’t like them island hairdos at our Island Bar…? (Richmond Times)

China bans “sexual sounds” on airwaves. TAKE IT OFF…the air. (Yahoo)