Things are heating up in the Captain Morgan’s BracketMaster Challenge and so far, COED’s Morganette Nicole is in Las Vegas among the Elite 8 and has an excellent chance of moving on to the Final Four. But we’re not out of the woods (heh, “woods”) quite yet and anything can happen – so that’s why we urgently need your votes! Voting for the Elite 8 ends Friday at 9PM (EST), so hurry over to bracketmaster.spike.com and fill out your bracket for the chance to win some sweet prizes, and don’t forget to vote for our girl, Nicole!

There’s nothing sexier than a bad girl who doesn’t know her limits. Legal limits that is. We’ve put together a killer list (just kidding, no celebrity murderers on this list) of all the sexiest drunk drivers, crack heads, and all around idiots in Hollywood. Oh and please keep in mind that these mugshots might not be the hottest shots you’ve seen of these women. But how can they be when the prison lighting is so harsh and unforgiving.

The 1st season of “Jersey Shore” has been laid to rest, the cast still sits with us. Initially, one wouldn’t think that much could be learned from the cast but their smartest and dumbest choices offer each of us a bit of wisdom. Accordingly, here is a list of life lessons courtesy of each “Jersey Shore” cast member.

Since the premiere of MTV’s Jersey Shore Guido coverage has been at an all-time high on the internet. We gave you 64 Gawdy Jersey Shore Guidettes and today Holy Taco announced Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has her own line of Snuggies coming out, well not really. Tonight is Jersey Shore’s “punch” episode and even though MTV has decided to edit out the punch we want to know whether or not you will be tuning in?

This weekend, I found myself with a couple hours to kill so I decided to give MTV’s latest trash tv offering Jersey Shore a go. Like a good trainwreck, I could not look away. This show is either the most awesome thing ever or the end of the civilization as we know it. Regardless, the absurdly obnoxious cast of Guidos and Guidettes are the trashiest, unclassiest housemates to ever hit the airwaves.

Today’s an exciting day, people. No, the economic crisis isn’t over, and the new iPhone doesn’t even come out until next week. It’s exciting because Victoria’s Secret has a new model! Meet bangin’ brunette super-hottie Nicola Mar, originally from the Carribean island of St. Maarten. We don’t yet know a ton about lovely lady, but something tells us we will…