The only Raphael I knew prior to today was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. That all changed when I found these pics he took of Alessandra Ambrosio, Chrissy Teigen, Bianca Balti, Kate Upton, and Nicole Scherzinger in their birthday suits on Celebutopia. Turns out Raffy’s responsible for raising the profile of the handbra pose (major props for that) and is well known for his work for Guess and the iconic Marisa Miller iPod shot. Dude’s just poppin’ off famous photos of nude supermodels like it’s time to make the donuts. What a horrible existence. Anyway, check out his latest pics for some 200+ page coffee table book of naked models after the jump.

November 7th is National Magazine Day. When you’re looking to buy a magazine, the first thing you see is the cover (editor’s note: Duh). If you happened to see the covers of the 70 issues here, you might have bought the mag without even opening the pages; they’re that amazing. You can forget the phrase “you can’t judge a book by its cover” for now because, well, they’re not books (editor’s note: double duh). From Lindsay Lohan to Victoria Silvstedt, from GQ to Playboy, we’re looking at 70 of the sexiest magazine covers in honor of this special, glossified day. Check out the hottest covers to ever grace newsstands and mailboxes in our gallery after the jump.

In today’s edition of “Wrap It Up”, DADT was officially repealed, Conan got caught eye-f*cking Nicole Scherzinger’s tater tots, the most miserable cities and the fattest states got called out, Lindsay Lohan made out with her mom, Mike Tyson broke Steve-O’s nose, a couple porn stars hope to start a gaming site, North Korea party rocked, Vernon Wells created a meme, Playboy’s Jo Garcia put the joy in joystick, and breasts were slapped. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Nicole Scherzinger continues to blow us away. The new X-Factor judge (and former Miss COED of the Day / Daily Snapshot) gets super soaked in her new music video. This isn’t the first time she got wet, but that doesn’t mean it’s not on fire. We’re surprised there’s not more steam. If we had our way, she’d be permanently drenched. Check out the vivid video then peep her hottest pics after the jump.

Did you have any plans to watch X-Factor when Cheryl Cole was a judge? We were looking forward to her making some serious O-faces, but now that’s she’s been replaced with the nom nom nom-licious Nicole Scherzinger, we’ll be the ones with our mouths agape. Nicole  found out about her new job through the newspapers and there have been reports she enjoys performing while hungover. She’s just like us! Only with awesome boobs, butt, legs, eyes…. in short, we want to party with you then judge people, Nicole. To show our approval, we’ve put together this photo gallery of the lead Pussycat Doll. Check it out after the jump!

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With movies like “Black Swan“, “Bound”, and “Mulholland Drive” exploring the psychosexual rivalry between two women, celebrity lesbianism taps into a very fundamental fantasy for most guys: girl-on-girl action. When hotties like Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lock lips, one can’t help but think of other steamy XX chromosome canoodling. Here’s a list of fantasy pairings of the fairer sex we’re hoping will turn into reality. You might notice a lot of these hook ups involve celebrity lookalikes or “doppelgangers“. Hey, the best way to convince them to do the deed is to think of it as “self-love”.

Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he’s not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood’s A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

I thought that yesterdays pictures of Nicole Scherzinger wearing a tight pair of rubber pants were sexy, until I saw these shots of her getting wet in the pages of Maxim magazine. Jesus! The girls body is just phenomenal, so putting her in various little bikinis (7 Pics) was a pretty good idea. Another good idea would have been to cover her in baby oil and stick candy sprinkles all over her tight body, but nobody asked me for my artistic vision. Next time.

It’s no secret – sports stars get the hotest tail out of anyone on the planet. In fact, the girls they pull are so fly, they have their own category of hottness: WAGs – wives and girlfriends. Here in the US, we got this ball rolling in 2007 with “The Top 20 Sexiest Athletes’ Wives of 2007” and again last May with “The 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Soccer.” But in the last year…

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#25  Amanda Harrington
Significant Other: Joey Barton [Futbol, Newcastle]
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