You know that mode in Madden where you can pick a classic team for the past and pit them head to head with another classic team? ’72 Dolphins vs. ’07 Patriots, ’85 Bears vs. ’92 Cowboys, ’67 Packers vs. ’78 Steelers? Well, with bowl season kicking into high gear, we thought we’d overlook such travesties as the Meineke Car Care Bowl, and focus on bowl games we’d love to see played between two historically epic football teams.

Vampires Suck surprisingly didn’t suck at the box office, sucking its way to numero dos. Proof yet again that America can’t get enough of Twilight even when it’s mocked for 90 minutes straight. Lottery Ticket didn’t really hit the jackpot but still beat out Piranha 3D, which WILL HAVE A SEQUEL despite coming in at #6. I don’t think that’s ever happened in the history of flesh-eating fish pics. Nanny McFartface banged her way to the eight slot right under The Switch.

Part of being a good leader is not taking any sh*t from anybody. You stand your ground, whip the pansies into shape, and get the job done, g*ddamnit! But the flip-side of that mentality is that you’re kind of an asshole. So it goes without saying that pretty much every head coach is a douche, at least a little. But these five winners take the D-bag thing to a whole new level.

College Mascot Power Rankings
Sports Illustrated On Campus put together a list of the country’s best mascots. Georgia’s Uga VII made it, did your school make SI’s list of best college mascots? Click to find out…[SI On Campus]

Nick Saban Has Emotions, Dammit!
Nick Saban is tired of people thinking he doesn’t have emotions. He does… Click to read more

Should College Football Have A Playoff System?
The 2008 college football season has reached its witching hour — actually, witching month — when top 10 teams drop like flies and the rankings turn upside down on a weekly basis. That means we, sadly, are hurtling toward the worst postseason in sports, a postseason justified by this week’s m… Click to read more